I can’t believe it. After all this damn work, all this time with my medical degree, and yet I fucking lost to a literal virus! How am I gonna tell Goku that I failed him? If a daily dose can’t cure him, what could?! THIS IS BULLSHIT! Kami, Nail, I know you don’t want to interrupt this, but could you at least give me some advice, I have no idea what to do here! (Sorry man, I really don’t know what to say.) (You will have the find that answer yourself, Piccolo.) GOD DAMNIT, WHERE?!?! WHERE COULD I POSSIBLY FI-
God damnit, is this thing broken? I don’t even have any patients right now.
MY EARS! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING! THIS PITCH IS KILLING ME! IT’S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN!
…um…
It’s… It’s you. You bastard. You are the reason my friend Goku is about to leave this planet and the reason the universe is doomed. All I had to do was win this stupid tournament, but no…you had to ruin that plan, didn’t you? I could beat your ass right now, and turn you into ashes, even if it meant that I would lose my medical degree, but I won’t. It’s clear what people want more.
Why the hell are you here right now? Just to pester me? To see me literally go crazy over the loss of my friend? What is it?!
…I think I can stop it…the…
T-the virus? But you are a virus. How could a thing that isn’t even a doctor, that is meant to harm, cure something as serious as Ligma?
Biological diseases aren’t too hard to fix…like…you’re a doctor, right?
The fact you’re making me hallucinate Goku dying right now is already a red flag, but at least it’s something I am familiar with. You are my only chance left. If you promise me that you can save him, but instead you fail and hurt him, I will kick your ass so hard you won’t exist anymore. Whatever you are, are you absolutely sure that you can cure Goku?
…yes.
Bitchin’. So how are we doing this?
The voices in your head… I can transfer one to your friend.
Nail and Kami? So you’re saying that transferring one of the ones I fused with to Goku will heal him? But that’s impossible! Everyone knows Namekians can’t fuse with humans!
Actually it’s not that hard…
Well if you somehow by God can do that, I guess it would make sense it would heal Goku, considering how fusing with Nail and Kami made me stronger. However, losing one of them will make me weaker, so the question is, who wants to go?
(…) (…)
We don’t have much time guys, one of you has to go! I’m sorry, it just has to be this way, you’ve both been my pals forever, but the journey for one of you has run its course. (I guess I’ll go, bro. Just for you.) Nail? Are you absolutely sure about this decision? (Trust me, I am. You have saved me in my time of need, without you I would just be a pathetic corpse. It is time I return you the favor.) …Alright then. It is settled. We must go. Glitch guy, get in my truck.
We can make this a little faster if we use 5̶̢̯͔̭̰̊͊0̶̧̡̢͙̻̄̐̎4̵̹͇͉͒̋͒̕F̴̨͉̽4̵̫͊̎̂̚B̸̦͌̈́̌̀4̷̡͈͍̙̝̎͂̑̓5̸̲͚͈̻̾͂̄4̷̟͖͌̇̚4̵͓̼̺̮̘͂͑̎̇̈4̸̤͖̪̉͑͠5̸̛̼̣͊͒̅̇5̸̺̮̮̋̌8̴̛̝͖̗̖̐͜5̶̨̥̥̭̃̀̒͌ͅ4̶̗̬͐ͅ5̸̡͈͙͗̇̈́̚͘2̶̣̯̗͛̀̍4̶̠̯̞̒͛̍͂͜͠1̷͙̱̌4̷̧̳͍͐̇̋̑̈Ē̶͙̖̘͔̆5̸̱̪͕̗͉͂̚3̸̢̤̣̳̗͐̀͝4̸̮̄̈́͑̀̕ͅ6̴̞̖͔̔̽4̸̖̈́́̍ͅ5̸̻͈͉͛̾5̸͔̺̺̝̲̕2̴̧͖͚̊̊4̵̮̟̠͛̎̍̚ͅ1̸̠̹̝͆̋̈́̆4̷̡͋̀́̿C̴̢̦̟̪̠̔̍̈́̄̏.
What the hell are you doing?! What is the meaning of this?!
Stay still…
You better let me go or I-
Hey doc, my buddy hee-re got hit with a microp-ho-ne! He tried stealing a tiny drum!
Me am more pain, again.
Wait… where the hee did that guy ho?
Where did everybody go?
*Outside Goku’s house. Dr. Piccolo falls from a cloud of pixels.*
GAH! What the FUCK?! I’ve seen weird shit like this but I never thought I’d experience it…
Sorry… Let’s see your friend before it’s too late.
Oh god, I see him through the window, he’s lying in bed, he must be in his final moments! LET’S GET IN THERE!
You didn’t have to blast… uh… let’s just hurry.
GOKU! Oh my god, Goku, can you hear me? We’ll get you fixed up ok?!
Huh? Wh-
HURRY! Do the transfer!…It was nice knowing you, Nail. (You too, Piccolo, I will always remember the times we had together, cya on the other side, man.)
Pokétransporter allows you to transfer Pokémon from a compatible game. Would you like to download Pokétransporter from the eShop?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! YES YOU MORON!
> Yes
No
Downloading…
Oh my god I swear if you don’t have it downloaded in the next 5 seconds I’ll blow your pixels out of your ass.
Download Completed.
Welcome to the Pokemon Bank. Would you like to transfer Box 1?
YES GOD DAMNIT!
…uh…wait…he seems fi-
DO IIIIIIIIIITTTT
> Yes
No
Transferring…
WE’RE LOSING HIM! HE’S PASSING OUT!
Mmmph! MMMPPHH!!!!
Transfer complete.
*releases hand* Goku?! Are you there?!
What the hell was that Piccolo?!
What do you mean what the hell was that? I just saved your damn life!
My life??!! I was sleeping!
Yeah, well you were about to go to sleep forever due to your ligma…
My?…Ohhhhhhhh! Piccolo, you’re so gullible! When I told you I had ligma it was a joke! Ligma balls, get it? Funny, huh! (Oh my god that’s hysterical hahaha, up top dude!) Wait, who’s this in my head?
You’re telling me that this whole damn time, all my time of becoming a doctor, stressing out, USING MY TIME TO STUDY LIGMA, AND IT WAS ALL JUST SOME SICK JOKE?!
Uh… yeahhhhh. You really need to start knowing how to take jokes, Piccolo.
*sigh* Goku, I really fucking hate you, but I’m just glad… you’re ok.
Yeah I’m fine, dude, now can you tell me who’s this voice in my head? (Sup, I’m your new roommate.)
Oh, man, well it has been a while, I guess we have a lot to catch up on. I have my schedule wiped just for this one moment, to think my entire life led to this…
Again, not my fault you can’t take a joke, Piccolo. (Trust me, he’s always like this, bro.) Hahahaha! Even this voice thinks you can’t! How funny is that? You know, I feel this new voice and I are gonna be great friends!
God damnit Nail… See you on the other side, you glorious bastard.
Anyway, do you and your uh… friend there wanna go get something to eat? I’m starving after being suffocated by your hand.
Cmon, Missingno. You did good, let’s go get some grub. Maybe you can even try one of my daily doses.
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What?
Uh… nothing. Let’s go.
Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…
Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?
Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?
I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.
… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]
Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?
He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?
…yeah, I do. We meet regularly at-
Oh yeah, that “First Round Losers” group, right?
What, got something to say about it?
Oh no no no no no! Don’t get the wrong idea!
We think it’s amazing that you get to, uh, you know… get friendly with people here! That’s great of you, Adam!
…hmm.
Say, Adam, have you been following the tournament lately?
Not much. What’s there to follow at this point?
Well, guess what: I lost.
Huh?
You heard me! We got eliminated.
Hey, you look surprised. What’s up about that?
Well, I was expecting you to win it all.
That’s nice of you! Thanks!
Don’t thank me, I’m actually jealous as all hell. This audience is fucking backwards. The cream of the crop, Will Smith, Pitbull, even me, all eliminated at Round 1. And for whatever fucking reason, you got a pass.
I thought you didn’t care about this tourney, Adam!
I, uh… I don’t care as much as you. Why should I care when I already sell millions of albums? I don’t need this fuckin’ crown.
Well, we don’t need it either. We’re mostly here for the fun of it, y’know?
Easy for you to say now that you’re out.
Exactly! We blasted off, we ain’t invincible! But I got this liiiiittle feeling that you care a tiny bit more than you assume, Adam.
…Hmph.
(T’as remarqué ? Adam n’est pas parti ! Tu ne trouves pas ça étrange ?)
I heard that. Drop the damn facade, French bot. What’s up with me?
Oh, that’s nothing important! We’re just noticing you keep eating with us! That’s nice of you!
Yeah! Didn’t you say I was a dick back when we started this whole thing?
Don’t get on my nerves.
Sorry, sorry! We’re just finding it interesting you keep eating with us despite not having any reason to. Or… it might be because of that lil’ robot guy? What do you think, Quote?
…
Oh! Uhhh… yeah, that’s right. I may be a robot, but I can’t read through circuitry yet. Even if you just answered, I don’t think I’ll be able to understand…
Well, he communicates by other means…
Huh? How do you know that, Adam?
Weren’t you listening? I know this kid!
…! [You are surprised. You’ve never seen Adam getting interested at other contestants like this before.]
Oh yeah! You met Quote before! And it seems that you enjoy his company, given you didn’t leave the table yet!
Yeah! You may claim you don’t care about the tourney and the contestants… but you didn’t say anything when Quote sat next to you! It’s just like he’s your best friend or somethin’!
You shouldn’t get the kid doin’ dirt. I don’t want him to feel overexposed.
Wait, are you… sticking up for Quote there?
Shut your ass up, P!
What’s happening to you Adam? That’s not like you at all… Are you changin’ clothes?
I’m the same as I ever was, P. And just because I know the kid, that, uh… that doesn’t mean I’m his friend! How can I call someone my friend if I met him just a few days ago? I wonder how you ever managed to get picked in a jury with such poor judging skills, P. But hey, you’re Pharrell Williams, you just used clout to get there, so I’m not surprised.
… [This is starting to feel an awful lot like that one dinner…]
Guys, stop fighting for crying out loud! I sense Quote is heating up a bit… I know how that can damage circuits! Relax a little!
Maybe Adam’s having a bad bad day-
There’s your opportunity to get a funny line! I fuckin’ hate you, P.
Hey, I was just messing with you a bit! But if you take it personal, that’s okay!
Pharrell, you should maybe take it a bit slower… Adam didn’t warm up to you yet.
Why do you keep trying, bot. Pharrell is such an attention seeker, no wonder why he chases collaborations left and right. Twenty years of career, only a bunch of songs to call yours! Where does your fame even come fr-
What the FUCK, man?
Quote? What’s up?
… [You know Adam is better than this.]
I can’t do it, kid. There are things I appreciate in you and the others in your group but… I’m talking to Pharrell Williams right now. Tell you what, I must get out before I make anything worse here.
But why do you hate him so m-
Thomas. That doesn’t matter. Sorry about that, Quote.
… [At least you tried.]
*sigh*
Yeah, Guy-Man, you’re right. I’m gonna miss this place.
… [You’re gonna miss this place too.]
Can you believe we’re almost at the end of the tournament? It went by as quickly as a Tron light cycle.
It was fast, but I’m so glad I got to meet so many of my childhood idols there! Thomas, thank you so much for bringing me here!
No problem, P! What about you, Adam?
…Yeah. I didn’t give a shit about this whole gig at first but… I bet my heart there’s stuff in here that I’ll miss. I didn’t get along with everyone either, and this tournament won’t ever change my opinion of Pharrell here, but at least I found some other people I think I could get along with just fine.
I’m fine with that answer, Adam. I’m glad to hear that.
I still can’t digest the fact I got eliminated so quickly though…
Adam, I’mma tell you, that was a disgrace. How could you lose so quickly when you had fuckin’ Weezer in your source list?
You’re a judge too, don’t you know this? In any tournament, there’s always gotta be some people who will drop out without a win.
That was… surprisingly deep, especially coming from you.
I got some inspiration from a few, uh… pals.
… [You feel content.]
Well, see you around.
Hey Adam, I just wanna say…
What?
Your collabs were great. You said it, I’m a collab specialist. And I judge that you’re great at them too!
I don’t care about what you think of me. My opinion of you three didn’t change anyways.
We weren’t expecting it to, we just wanted to thank you for sticking around.
…I missed the conversations since I left my band. That’s all there is to it.
Hey, Quote, mind if I ask you something before you leave?
…?
So, here’s the thing. A few days ago, I ran into your girlfriend in the halls. Wait, uh, is she your girlfriend?
…
Yeah, you’re right, that doesn’t matter. But I noticed she was eavesdropping on a conversation I had with another contestant at the hotel bar.
…? [You wonder why Curly would spy on Thomas of all people.]
I don’t know if I should tell you who I was talking to. He’s someone who likes to stay discreet, and I’m sure he-
…! [You got all the information you need!]
Hey, wait! Where are you going?
Huh? Snake? Yeah, I remember you dunking him back at the restaurant. Sorry to bring that episode back up, but-
Oh! Wait… Your robot friend was-
…wow. You’re a quick thinker, Quote. That’s right, I was talking to Snake, and I indeed mentioned what happened in the cafeteria…
…
Oh, don’t be silly! What happened at the cafeteria doesn’t change my opinion of you whatsoever. I’m sure you had a good reason for that amazing dunk you did.
… [You feel reassured.]
Hey, Quote. I know something is up between you and Snake. But since we were talking about you, I can let you in on it a bit.
…?
…! [You now feel much calmer about this. You’ll just have to wait and see what happens now.]
So yeah. I’ll let you decide if you want to tell that to your friend or not. But wait, you can’t talk… How will you do it exactly?
…
You probably already have that figured out. But I just wanted to say one last thing, Quote. I don’t know why you aren’t able to talk, but if I lost my voice, I’d rely on touch a lot more to communicate. Just like what you did with Adam at our table, or with Snake back then. Just like humans do. Even though we’re robots, there’s still a part of human in us after all…
… [Obtained the Reference. You’ll add it to your growing collection.]
See you, Quote. Take care!
A room within a room
A door behind a door
Touch, where do you lead?
I need something more
Tell me what you see!
I need something more…
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Original Composers: Hideki Sakamoto, Wiz Khalifa, Quad City DJs, John Forte, Abby Trott, Geshtro
Illustration: Andre (@Oh_Turbo_Nerd) and Keeby (@KeebyAstrokat) ft. MtH (@MtH13208)
Original Composers: Kazumi Totaka, Toshiyuki Sudo, Megumi Inoue
Illustration: Marrow (@mrmarowak)
I’ve always lived my life in fantasy
No chance to take, no heart to break
But now you take my hand and
you make me understand
that two dreams, can join together.
*Mariya sits by herself aimlessly playing chords on a guitar. Her final battle begins soon.*
Yo, yo! So this is what the girl in white does late at night when everybody else is sleepin’!
Oh, hello Professor! Just… taking some time for myself.
Am I interruptin’ anything? Looks like you’re havin’ a real important meeting with that guitar there.
Not at all! I’d love some company. Especially after everything that just happened…
I feel ya, goin’ through finals right after that mess with the camera, that was some crazy stuff right there. And man, that match you had with MissingNo? Pretty close call! Glad you were able to pull through.
Thanks! I was on the edge of my seat watching the results for that match.
I could only imagine! A difference of a few hundred votes ain’t that much when folks are voting by the thousands! But that’s all the past now. This tournament is nearin’ it real finale soon. You think you can handle the power of these funky fresh beats or what?
I think I can!
You know, technically, I’ve been making “funky fresh beats” longer than you have! You better watch that, comin’ atcha!
Alright, alright, alright! That’s fair, that’s fair! But hey! We oughta let them voters figure out who’s the freshest around here now!
…You know, K, I never imagined I would get this far. I really thought this audience just wasn’t very interested in me when the Jack Brothers put in me in losers’ bracket. But now I’m just one match away from winning. I just can’t believe it… Thank you so much for your help, especially in the beginning. I don’t think I could have done it without you.
No thanks needed, Mariya. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – it’s all about spreadin’ the love. Heh… Or, “Hope”, like that bear likes to put it.
“That bear”?
Yeah, Monokuma. That black and white teddy bear who teamed up with the lawyer. He got into my head bad. Tried to make me feel like garbage for wanting to make people feel good. Tellin’ me I’m too old, sayin’ I’m wastin’ my time trying to keep people happy… How’d he put it? “A lost potential for despair.” Bah.
Um, what? That’s an odd thing to say.
Yeah, honestly a buncha nonsense. Made me realize though. I don’t need to win this tournament. Even if I got nothin’ for losing to you, I can still go back home to Tokyo-to and do what I love best: runnin’ the Radio. Damnit, that bear is some next level freak though – He tried to get me to kill him!
What?!
Yeah! He gave me this button and – Man… that little dude is messed in the head. Said if I pressed it would set off bombs he had attached to him. He wanted me to blow him up!
Goodness… Do you really think he was serious? Maybe he was bluffing?
Don’t got a clue. But enough about all that. You uh…
…Do you actually wanna win this thing? After being pulled here from yo’ old time zone?
…I hardly know what to do with myself to tell you the truth. It’s been such a ride! There’s been so many strange new people, and technology, and experiences, and… don’t even get me started about the food… and the music! I think I’ve been acquainted now with over a dozen new genres that don’t exist yet back home. Some of it I still find a little… strange… Though I’ve enjoyed a ton of it. They really picked the best of the best to compete here.
Man, I can’t even imagine. Being pulled from way back when from the eighties like that. If that happened to me I think I’d be – well heck, I’m not sure what I’d do. You’ve been taking this like a champ, girl. You seem to be enjoying yourself too.
…Yes. I suppose so.
…Oh come now, you “suppose so”? What’s that supposed to mean?
Well… MissingNo.…
Hm? Did that thing do somethin’ to ya?
Oh, it didn’t do anything, don’t worry. We’re still good friends. But… he told me that I have these “algorithm powers”, similar to what he has. That maybe I was the one who sent myself here into the present, and that I could go back in time if I knew how?
Whaaaat?? Hold on now, it was saying you’re a time traveler or somethin’?
I think so!
Damn… That’d be dope as hell!
Well, of course! But… See, if I was the one that brought myself here… then winning the tournament might mean… Or if I lost… I don’t know if I would… Or if it would be possible for me to –
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute, slow down there. One thing at a time. What are you trying to say?
…I assumed for the longest time that if I lost the tournament that I would be sent back home. I never thought much more of it, especially in the beginning when I assumed I had no chance at winning. But… now it’s a very real possibility that I might win everything. And if that happens, I’m going to be the “King for a Day” at some point in the future. Which means I’m probably not going to go back home until I’ve been King.
…Hm, and if you lose…
Then I get to go back home again.
…It would be wonderful to win. But I don’t think I’d be disappointed at all if I lost against you.
… Our ears have really been blessed with some crazy tunes from everyone this past month. Especially from yourself.
And the same goes to you.
Lights.
I’m really glad we got to meet, Mariya. It’s enriched this tired ol’ soul of mine.
Mariya smiles. Professor K offers his hand. The glowing yellow spectacle races below them.
You’ve come a long way, Mariya, but now it’s time to decide the future. I’m fighting for all the rudies back in Tokyo-to, to encourage the young, groovy spirits inside us to break free! Don’t hold back on me now!
Mariya takes Professor K’s handshake. The crowd is cheering.
No matter what happens, it’s been an honor to perform by your side. For my endearing fans, I will give it my best and show you the real power of city pop! You’d better keep your guard up, Professor!
Mariya and the Professor stand proud in the arena, hand in hand. The stadium cheers them on as they prepare for the final battle.
I’ve always lived my life in fantasy
No chance to take, no heart to break
But now you take my hand and
you make me understand
that two dreams, can join together.
I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!
I think so too, great job every-
Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!
Me grab tiny camera.
From me to you, cat with shiny coin.
Buddy! Speak to me!
lol that was pr3tty wierd. o hi meowth wht r u doing here
HyperCam, you’re alright!
yeah DUH,, all thx 2 u guys :)
It was no problem, you funky lil’ camcorder!
Absolutely! It was a pretty crazy situation, but at least it’s all… settled… H-hey, what’s that up there?
Uh oh. Everyone, spread out!
NOOOOOOOOO!
Sweet Neptune! It’s broken up into shards! …Eh, Y-you can still sell the pieces, right? RIGHT?! Come ‘ere money!
HEY! Who says you can just hog all of the pieces for yourself, huh?
Yeah, those shards are ours! Get lost, crab cake!
Finders keepers! Arkarkarkarkarkark!
Grrr, you cheater!
Get over here, you shrimp!
Argh! Get yer dirty mitts off me money!
Not a chance, bucko!
Don’t count what you don’t have boys! This competition has been such a rollercoaster of emotions. With how much we’ve experienced together, treasure or not, we already have so much! (Hmm… maybe I should write a song about that someday.)
Mariya’s right, everyone! This has been a wild ride for all of us, who needs some rusty old crown at the end of it all? What really matters is that we came out here and put out some sick tunes, and have a blast! You all feel me?
Heh… That’s fuckin’ ga-
I MAY HAVE LOST, BUT I’VE MADE SO MANY FRIENDS! SURELY THAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY!
…! [You feel enlightened by your skeletal friend!]
Yes, ultimately the object of our primal desire is but a drop of water in the sands of time.
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Alright, I think we all need a little break after all of this. We’ve still got a tournament to finish, after all! We’ll be holding the finals for real in the stadium soon too! The winner just won’t have a crown to take back home, I guess… Which is probably for the better, anyways.
We’ll finally get to answer the question on everyone’s mind!
After just a single attack from Unrestrained HyperCam 2… The entirety of Studio Gunner has just been razed to the ground.
Studio Gunner, more like Studio Goner! HEHEHEHEHE!
This isn’t the time for jokes, you bozo! My friend just completely destroyed the entire studio in one big sweep! Everyone here is in danger, and everyone that’s still in the Gaylord is in danger too! That’s enough sitting around though, I oughta go make myself useful!
EVERYONE! Don’t give up! And make sure that HyperCam doesn’t make his way over to the Gaylord Hotel under any circumstances! I-I’m sure we’ll make it out of this!
As for me, I’m not nearly as strong as any of the contestants fighting right now. Except for probably HOBaRT…
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
T-That’s not what I mean! I’m just gonna do the one thing that I am good at: talking!
*Meanwhile, inside of the Gaylord hotel. Everyone has just witnessed what happened on the big projector… Chaos ensues*
Quote!! I need to get out there and help him!!
I can fight too, I gotta help Johnny!
I can’t leave my big buddy alone out there! We need to get out there and help!
Let us past! Everyone’s in danger! We gotta help!
WOAH!
Do not go outside my bruddas, it is too dangerous. It is not de wae! *click click*
Don’t worry! I got’cha covered!
This’ll hold ’em alwight! Heheheheheh.
Yeah, right! NGAAAAAAAH!!
Gnghh, what the hell..!?
Hufff… Pufff… Lemme in!
Ugh… Everyone, Listen to me! They’re all doing their best out there, but you can’t help them! It’s too dangerous!
Dangerous? DANGEROUS?! We literally have 2 Satans here! …somehow.
Hey.
Salutations.
Huh… A-anyways! It doesn’t matter! The only thing that can defeat the crown and bring my buddy back to normal is the MF Like Button! Going outside is not going to help anyone, if you really want to help… Show your support for the MF Like Button!
If that really is the only way… then we have no choice!! Let’s do our best, for everyone!!
Yeah!
YEAH!
The GG’s got everyone’s back! Let’s show that old geezer and all the others our support!
I’ll cheer everyone on too!
Why does my grandson always have to get into trouble? Eugh… I guess he wouldn’t be a true Kong otherwise! Hehehehe!
I could beat this hunk of junk with my eyes closed, but I guess it ain’t a bad idea to let the rookies show their stuff! Gwahahaha!
The Mighty Kamina and Team Dai-Gurren may not be able to fight this time, but with our support, those fighters and that huge button’ll surely stop that cheap party hat!
Let’s show this crown the power of our bonds!
ランランルーーーーーー!!!
Well? What are we waiting for! Let’s show some support!
Uh… R-right! You have the support of everyone in CN City!
Okay, everyone! Let’s put all our support into the MF Like Button and end this story once and for all!~
Fuck… if we get through this, it’s definitely going in my tinder bio.
Wait, you think playing the hero card will be better than the fake cancer story? Damn, this must be good stuff.
As much as I despise Krabs, I’d hate it even more if we had to keep watching this Neptune-forsaken tournament forever.
Tell me about it… If it’s anything to get this silly thing over with, that like button has my support.
Bean just got out of the hospital to watch this thing with everyone, and now this is all happening. Poor fella. Let’s show them our support, pal!
Hohoho. Big camera!
It’s time to hit em’ with the Chungus!
That’s right! We believe in you! With everyone’s support we might still have a chance to get HyperCam back to normal! It’s time to SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON!
There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.
o rly
Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*
wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?
No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…
uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth
Maybe, but it was worth it! I’ve really enjoyed doing these interviews with ya, HyperCam.
me 2 meowt, we are bffs 4 life now
These things started out as normal interviews, but as time went on, all of these other crazy things happened! I guess you can’t help stuff like that when you put so many personalities in one place. We really put a lot of effort into trying to keep up with all the antics going on.
if i ever needed 2 sleep i wud be vry tired rn
I think everyone liked them though! We’ve gotten a lot of cool comments and artwork! S-so I just want to thank you, HyperCam.
no problemo bud
Y’know… I was sad at first that I got scrapped as a contestant in the first tournament, but now that I’m thinking about it… being able to do this whole thing during the second tournament is the best thing that could’ve happened to me! Wobbuffet’s had a lot of fun too, Jessie and James aren’t going to believe what happened!
kinda sad that im not gonna b the king anymor
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, you’re already not the king anymore! You were only the king for a day!
uhhhhhhhhh i gues that makes sense
Mariya Takeuchi and DJ Professor K… I heard that K cheered Mariya up after her first and only loss… and now they’re going to have to go against each other in the finale…
truly a tortellini as some might say
No one says that, HyperCam. Anyway, we should get going now. All of the contestants are waiting outside for us, we’re all gonna make our way to the stadium together! This is so exciting!
wait since when did we have a stadium
They built a little somethin’ for the final match! Oh! Did you hear about how all the guest characters and even the staff are going to be watching this match together? They’re all heading to the Gaylord right now! They have a big projector set up and everything!
shudnt we wait 4 john
John said that he’ll grab the crown and bring it when he’s done wrapping things up here. Let’s just go outside and wait for him with the others!
he bettr hurry up coz i dont want to wait any longer this is too exciting
…by the way, HyperCam. Did John ever tell you how he even got that crown?
no, why?
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11:32 PM
4.386 Inches
A party is going on at the Gaylord. It is raining heavily outside.
Phoenix approaches Agent J near the club entrance.
I’m here to see MissingNo.
MissingNo.
MissingNo.
MissingNo.
Phoenix walks in to the C L U B
OI, WAKE UP!
Jeez, a couple more minutes and I would’ve made a Body Discovery announcement!
Ugh, my head hurts.
What the hell just happened?
I’m sorry… I really am…
I tried teachin’ MissingNo. how to make knishes, but somethin’ musta gone wrong.
The hell you druggin’ our lunch for?
I swear, it wasn’t intentional. I tried following HOBaRT’s directions but…
C’mon, don’t beat y’self up, mate. Ya did the best ya could.
Yeah and aside from the hallucinogenic aftertaste, these are honestly pretty good.
Gotta agree with ya, man. These ain’t bad.
Oh… well, thank you.
Are you gonna finish those? I’m famished!
Crikey, is that bear okay?!
Hi, what can I get for you today?
Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.
I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.
What? But I bought one here last week!
I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.
This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!
Yes sir.
ice cream machine broke
Understandable, have a good day.
Burger, nuggets, nuggets, burger…
C’est pas vrai, tu ne vas pas me dire que ton casque est encore bloqué !
Non, c’est juste que je ne sais pas quoi prendre ! Burger, nuggets, nuggets, burger…
*Mr. Krabs is busy talking on his shellphone.*
Ahoy, Mr. Squidward! I’ve got a brand new idea that’s gonna reel in some serious wampum! These land-lubber burger joints seem ta be sellin’ plant burgers, and they’re bringin’ in profits like nobody’s business! New assignment for ya: find all the seaweed ya can find, and start makin’ patties outta it! We’ll call it, “The Impossible Patty”!
Where are ye gonna get the seaweed from? I think there’s a few patches of it in the back near the dumpster. Just give it ta SpongeBob, he’ll be able ta figure it out.
Unsanitary? Mr. Squidward, I worked on the S.S. Diarrhea, ya can’t tell me takin’ a bit of plants from outside isn’t safe. Make sure SpongeBob rinses it off before he uses it if yer so afraid of a few gerrrms.
No buts! When I get back from this here tournament, I wanna see the green from that green! So long, Mr. Squidward!
Otacon, do you read me?
Hey Snake, what’s up?
Hrnnngh… Burger.
What?
Big burger, Otacon. And a mouth-watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new all-day breakfast menu.
And Otacon. Always remember.
… Remember what?
I’m lovin’ it.
so, you come here often?
Not particularly, no.
yeah, me neither. i’m not a huge fan of the tea they serve but i love their burgers.
If you’re interested in a place with acceptable tea, could we not have gone somewhere else?
do you know how much work it is to get around when you don’t have any articulation? gotta go to the closest places possible if you want to actually get anywhere. god i envy your ball joints.
Milady, watch your language. Such talk is improper for a young woman such as yourself.
what? all i said was “ball joints”.
No, you said “God”.
ugh, whatever. this is the worst date i’ve ever been on. no wonder everyone in touhou is a lesbian. well, at least these burgers are okay.
Hmm… well, I know you like these hamburgers, but are you really sure you need ten of them?
hey, i’m not the one who paid. and they say chivalry is dead…
Bill, do you really have to have doughnuts at every meal?
Hey, these Donut Sticks are really good! Do you want one? I’ll share.
No thanks, I feel like a purple Pikmin just looking at them.
I’ll be right back.
Aww, what a pity! This is fast food, don’t complain about it, weirdo!
He’s right, Wario. Forgetting onions in a burger is terrible! How can this McDonald’s thing be Number 1 instead of Waluigi’s amazing Tacostand?
Well, I guess if they keep doin’ rookie mistakes like these in here, we’re-a-gonna win in your business game in no time! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Me win again.
That’s like your seventh win in a row! Hee-how do you keep winning?
Snowman friend might win more if he learned large brain stuff like wavedash and did not just press the red button many times.
Says the demon who can’t even remember hee-s own name, ho! It’s these ancient controllers that’re keeping m-hee back, ho!
Hey kids. Is that Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube that you’re playing?
Ind-hee-d it is, ho!
Well, you might not be able to guess, but I’m actually a world-famous Smash Bros. player myself!
Good, mayb-hee you can beat this cheater, ho!
Me not cheat. Me honest.
Yeah right! Regg-hee, smash the hee-ho outta him!
Alrighty. Prepare to get your ass kicked, Butterfree!
Human is worst Smash player me has seen.
I said I was world-famous, I didn’t say I was good. I think I need to go find some hand sanitizer now though…
Me think me have some.
Me took it when me went to doctor.
Budd-hee, you’re supposed to take a pump of it, not the whole thing… You don’t even have an-hee hands, ho.
Me like the taste. Good on French fry.
Uhh… H-how much san-hee-tizer have you been eating, ho…
All of it.
Hee-ho no…
I’d like to order a pepper burger for takeaway, please.
Ooooooh! I didn’t knew you were into spicy things!
Well, it’s for Maya. I promised her I’d bring her burgers to-
WHAT? THEY DON’T SELL SALMON HERE? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I’M OUT!
(…come on…)
Elmo, come down! Your Happy Meal is getting cold!
Elmo doesn’t know how to get down, Jack!
Well how did you get up there in the first place?
Elmo used the stairs! … Elmo doesn’t know if they really are stairs…
Well, just use those “stairs” to come back down!
Elmo doesn’t know where the “stairs” are!
What about the slide?
Elmo doesn’t know where the slide is either!
Okay, Elmo, it looks like I’m just going to have to get you down myself.
Hakuko-san, Elmo-chan is trapped! I’m gonna go rescue him, da-don!
Don-chan, wait!
Wait a minute!
Oh hello Mr. Drum!
Don’t worry little oni, I’m here to get you da-down, da-don!
Don-chan, what’s wrong?
… I don’t know how to get down either, don…
Oh, gimme a break! *sigh* … Hakuko, do you know how much a taiko drum weighs?
Hehe, if I can carry him anywhere, I’m sure you can too!
HELLO, HUMAN! DO YOU SELL SPAGHETTI IN THIS PLACE?
Dude, where the fuck have you been? McDee hasn’t offered McSpaghetti in ages!
WHAT A BUMMER. AT LEAST I CAN STILL MAKE SPAGHETTI MYSELF AT HOME!
Better not regret it. Those could make you vomit on your sweater already. Like Mom’s-
*decisive groans*
C’mon, Bluster, we’re already eatin’ over there!
*LOUDER DECISIVE GROANS*
… Oh, okay, fine. Keep choosin’!
Eeeeeyuck! Those Banana Milkshakes taste absolutely horrible! How can anyone eat this garbage?
Hey Cranky, not everyone is lucky enough to live on Kongo Bongo Island! Give these city guys a break!
If I was manager, I’d tell my suppliers where to find good bananas around. These ones taste too dull!
Well, Cranky, this ain’t a banana place, it’s a burger place!
Ol’ Cranky has a point, though. This Banana Choc Muffin tastes weird…
Well, how ‘bout this instead?
Bananaaaaaaa Slamma!
Whoa, DK, where did you get those?
I brought some from my room in case you didn’t like the food here. C’mon, help yourselv-
What the- another monkey?
HUH! HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU TRICKSTER!
Huuuuuh…
Oh man! Hey, DK, you alright?
Ouch… Hey, where did that monkey go? He stole my banana bunches!
Hey, hey! The monkey is under Elmo’s chair!
Oh no… Sorry, that might be me. Hey, buddy, come out.
I already told you not to steal food! I know you like bananas, but you need to ask if you want some!
Hehehe, maybe your monkey wants you to be friends with the other monkey, da-don!
I’m not a monkey, I’m an ape! But the lady’s right, these are my bananas. Please, give ‘em back to us!
… Huh. Okay, you can have one. But if you want more, you can come to our table and ask!
*sigh* My boy ain’t very good with negotiations…
[AGENT J. HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM MCDONALDS?]
Can’t say I have.
[ORDER ONE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.]
aight.
Hey g, would you make me a sandwich?
n o
Donald, someone is here who wants to see you.
もしもし?
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