helo ervyone. im the host, uh2. welcome to our first interveiw. im here with my gud pal, meowth. say helo, meowth!
Hi everybody! I’m Meowth, I’m an excellent interviewer, and was the best fit for this job! I can’t wait to interview all the contestants for this tournament! It’ll be quite the ride, I’m pretty sure!
thank you meowth, prety cool intro. i love it. i give it a like.
Thank you Hypercam! Uh… anyway, let’s get started on our first interview shall we? First up are the Jack Bros! Part of round 1, up against contestant Mariya Takeuchi! Their sources are rips featuring music from games developed or published by Atlus. Think of stuff like the Megami Tensei series and all of its spinoffs including all of the Persona games, and other Atlus games and franchises too! Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center, Radiant Historia and a ton more, I looked through a list of all the games that Atlus has published throughout the years and there’s a lot of games that are a part of their sources!
So, Jack Bros, how does it feel to be in the first round? Do you think you have a chance of winning?
Obv-hee-ously! I bet our first opponent couldn’t even crush a rock with her bare hands!! Her plastic heart would be stolen way too easily by the Phantom Thieves-ho!
Strong. Not is her.
Wow! Sounds like you are quite confident! You know, I’m quite the confident cat myself! But er, this isn’t about me! Next question! What are your reasons for joining this tournament?
I want to hee-come a cooler and stronger demon! I want to become like KING frost-ho!
I-i’m not sure if it works like th-
Me want become king. Me rule world and get all things.
D-do you guys even know what this is about? Ugh.. anyways, a question we’ve gotten a lot is why you didn’t choose any of your actual brothers to join you for this tournament, Jack Frost?
Me-hee didn’t want to walk everywhere, ho.
That’s it? Just so Mothman can carry you? And what does he think about that?
You have shiny coin on head.
Y-yes? that uhh… is correct… Can you answer my question?
No. Me give Life Stone x1 for shiny coin.
Ok… then… *clears throat* I guess we’re moving on to the next question. Are there any interesting interactions you’ve had with a contestant?
Hee-ho boy, do I got a tale for you! We heard that there was another Jack who joined the tournament, and when w-hee went to their dressing room-ho yesterday, we saw a little red demon all alone! We walked up to hee-him and I introduced myself, ho! The little red demon repeated my Hee-ho! He must be Jack too, ho! We told him to come with us and be a part of Jack Bros.! As we were taking him, a large hee-man walks in the room-ho and starts yelling at us! We fl-hee the scene but make a plan to rescue our new demon friend-ho that same night!
So we sn-hee-aked into their hotel room last night, Mothman was able to pick the lock with his claws and as soon as hee-ho was about to grab Jack.. The big hee-human woke up, jumped out his bed-ho, grabbed a stop sign and hit Mothman in the face with it! We had to run away… Ho.. I want to t-hee-ach that human a lesson he will never forget-ho!
me am pain..
wow. i hope mothman iz ok. i will leve support in the comments. get better soon.
Woah, so much drama! Let’s calm down now, this is a little too good for the press! My final question for today is a very simple one: What are some of your hobbies?
Hee-ho! I really love snowboard-
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WHAT, why is he SCREECHING? Why is h-
ME LOVE: Food, dancing, stepping on small demon, lamp, snowman friend, become king, shiny coin on cat head. Me take.
Hey, what are you doing? What are you- hey… HEY GET OFF.. YOU CAN’T REMOVE THAT, GET OFFA ME YOU BOZO! OW OWWW OW!! SECURITY? SECURITY!!! OWW!!
Hee to the ho and we gotta go!
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