Tag: Jack Bros.

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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You Don’t Know Jack

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*The Jack Bros. are walking down the hall after their loss to see Jack comforting Elmo.*
Jack Black

H-hey! C’mon now, Elmo. We did great together, and that’s something to be proud of!

Elmo

B-but Jack… We didn’t win…

Jack Black

It doesn’t matter if we won or not, all that matters is if we had fun together, right? The fiery heart of a champion can’t be quenched by a failure or an embarrassment!

Elmo

But… but…

*Jack Frost and Mothman walk up to them.*
Jack Frost

Hee-hey, there’s no need to be sad, ho!

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The B-hee-t of The Drums

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he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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Tongue Friends – Jack Bros. and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

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Meowth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?

Jack Frost

I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!

Mothman

Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.

Meowth

U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?

Mothman

Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.

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0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that

Meowth

We’ll have the janitors clean that up…

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A Slipper-hee Allegiance – Jack Bros. and King Dedede Reinterview

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King Dedede

What do ya mean they aren’t here yet?

Meowth

What I mean is what I’m saying! The Jack Bros. aren’t here yet, and the interview was supposed to start 15 minutes ago! We told them to be here on time!

*Escargoon slides into the interview room, panicked.*
Escargoon

Sire, I found them!

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Hee-ho! – Jack Bros. Interview

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helo ervyone. im the host, uh2. welcome to our first interveiw. im here with my gud pal, meowth. say helo, meowth!

Meowth

Hi everybody! I’m Meowth, I’m an excellent interviewer, and was the best fit for this job! I can’t wait to interview all the contestants for this tournament! It’ll be quite the ride, I’m pretty sure!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

thank you meowth, prety cool intro. i love it. i give it a like.

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The Whims of Plastic Love

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Arrangement: CrystalForce (@CrystalForce_)

Original: Plastic Love
Original Composers: Mariya Takeuchi, Tatsuro Yamashita
Original Performance (Sampled): Mariya Takeuchi
Source: Variety
Original: The Whims of Fate
Original Composer: Shoji Meguro
Original Performance (Sampled): Lyn Inaizumi
Source: Persona 5

Original Arrangement: Metalik (@Metalik_)

Jack Bros.

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He may be small, he may melt under even the slightest bit of heat, and he may ho, but Jack Frost sure isn’t going to melt under this pressure. Armed with some weak Bufu skills, his pal Mothman’s piercing gaze, and just a couple of Life Stones to their names, they’re ready to give this contest a shot. Today the Shinjuku underground, tomorrow the world!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from games developed or published by Atlus
  • Examples
  • Songs from Megami Tensei and its sequels/spinoffs, including Persona and Devil Survivor
  • Songs from the Etrian Odyssey, Trauma Center, Power Instinct, and Growlanser series
  • Songs from Catherine, Radiant Historia, Odin Sphere, or BlaZeon
 Illustration: Eevee (@eivuiee)