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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

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Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
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ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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First Round Losers’ Support Group

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*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*
Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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The Panty Raid

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*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
Mr. Krabs

*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.

*Mr. Krabs takes a seat on a bench next to Quote.*
Mr. Krabs

Evening lad, didn’t see you there.

Quote

…

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Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now

Meowth

Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

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Y’know What I’m Sayin’? – Eminem Interview

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welcum back every1.. 2day we have anothr vry speshel guest 4 u.

Meowth

Thaaat’s right! Today we’re talking to someone you all know and love, whether you know him as B-Rabbit, Slim Shady, or just Marshall Mathers… the Rap God himself, Eminem! Come on out Em!

Eminem

Yo yo yo, it’s great to be here.

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Eminem

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The real Slim Shady stands up to claim his rightful place as King! Sure, it may feel like a step down from Em’s former title of Rap God, but he needs all the publicity he can get to promote his new single called My Salsa. Decked out in his finest bullfighter attire, Marshall is not afraid to stir up a little controversy. And if you don’t like it… FUCK YOU.

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring songs written, performed, or majorly sampled by Eminem
  • Rips featuring songs by rappers who Eminem has frequently collaborated with
  • Rips done in a salsa, flamenco, or mariachi style
  • Examples
  • Without Me, The Real Slim Shady, My Name Is
  • Dream On by Aerosmith, Thank You by Dido
  • The Next Episode by Dr. Dre, In Da Club by 50 Cent
  • My Band by D12 and Eminem’s brand new single, My Salsa
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