McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Wrestle on, Nico Nico.

Meowth

Ready to see how Nico is doing, Hypercam?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i am :( i hpe she iz doin ok.

*Meowth knocks on Nico Nico’s door.*
???

Ah yes! Come in, I was waiting for you two! Or as my fellow brothers would say, “Get your ass down here now boy!”

Meowth

Uhhhh, that doesn’t sound like Nico at all…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i… hrd that vioce b4

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The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso



*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*
Elmo

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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Douga Douga Fridays – Nico Nico and Johnny Bravo Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

h3llo evry1 2day w r her3 wit j0nny bruhvo & niconico 4 da reintervuew

Meowth

That’s right, folks! Now let’s see, Nico and Johnny, you bo-…Hey, what are you two doing?

*Johnny is seen staring at Nico’s display as she skims through several “Caution!! X Bounce!!” clips.*
Johnny Bravo

Whoa, mama! Now this is some programming that I could get behind.

Meowth

Hey! Knock that off you two, and keep the content at an E rating will ya?! We’ve got an audience reading these interviews!

*Nico Nico turns back to her normal display.*
Nico Nico

・∀・

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Cat Planet – Nico Nico and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo evryone itz cat planet!

Nico Nico

cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet

Tom "Milk Bowl" Malone

Please, can someone get this television to shut the fuck up? Is there, like, a mute button or something?

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A MAD encounter – Nico Nico Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

welcom back, everyone. it is me once agian, the host, uh2. im very excited becuse 2day we are interviwieng youtubes japanese sister, nico nico. home of ronald mcdonald insanity.

Meowth

Not sure how accurate it is to call it Youtube’s sister, Hypercam, but I guess it kind of makes sense. Lots of Nico Nico memes also have grown on Youtube. I’m quite popular on this platform myself! Anyway, let’s move on.

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