McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Dinner Under Pressure


*The dining hall.*
Solid Snake

…what is this?

Pitbull

Creepy pasta!

Eminem

What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?

Elmo

No, silly! It’s pasta day!

Jack Black

Hey, watch your language…

Elmo

Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!

Jack Black

…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…

Eminem

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The B-hee-t of The Drums

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he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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A “mysterious” breakfast with friends


*It’s breakfast time at the Gaylord Hotel. The breakfast room is almost empty. Escargoon and Dedede sit at one table, with a massive pile of food in front of him. At the next table, ZUN is hunched over, in slight pain.*
ZUN

Heh… it seems like I overdid it last night…

King Dedede

Grrrn, can ya believe it Escargoon?! Beaten by some stupid skeleton outta nowhere… that was so much more humiliatin’ compared to last time!

Escargoon

With all due respect, your majesty, this battle was still very close. You did a great fight, worthy of a dict- um, of a true king!

ZUN

Hey, Dedede, it looks like we both got taken out by the pale ones, heh? *laughs*

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How To Cheer up a Snake


*Outside. It’s night. It’s cold.*
Don-chan

Look! There he is, da-don! Mr. Snake!

Hakuko

And he’s alone…

Don-chan

Yuck! What’s that smell?

Hakuko

He’s smoking a cigarette. It’s a grown up thing, don’t worry about it.

Don-chan

Smells nasty, da-don… he must not be very happy if he’s doing something that smells so yucky…

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A Reluctant Duel – Snake and Rhythm Masters Reinterview

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hello evry1, welcomm to anthr iintervww; hey uhh, wat abut teh drum

Don-chan

*sneezes*

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ey drum wak up grab abrushh n put a lil wak up

Don-chan

*sneezes*

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w8 snak did u put im to slep lik alll teh others

Solid Snake

Are you kidding me? There’s no way I could put this kid to sleep with a neck as big as his… if he even has a neck.

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How to Cheer Up a Drum


*The scene is the studio’s stage in the middle of the night. Faint drumming sounds in rhythmic patterns. A green light appears backstage.*
Solid Snake

*into his codec* Target has been localized. Come as soon as possible, I don’t want to have to deal with this myself… What? You want me to go talk to him? You do realize my strong point is to spy on people, not to… Hrngh… Fine, but please come quickly.

*Snake gets out of his box and approaches the drumming.*
Don-chan

*suddenly stops* I-is someone there?

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Feel the Beat! – Rhythm Masters Interview

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henlo erri1 todys interreviw iz wit da rytm master. tak it away, meow!

Meowth

Thank you, Hypercam! Our interviewees today have music in their veins, particularly the beat! That’s right, they are Hakuko, the rhythm girl from Rhythm Heaven, and Don-Chan, the taiko drum from Taiko no Tatsujin! …or would that be Taiko Drum Master?

Don-chan

Both are fine, da-don!

Meowth

Okay! Both of them call themselves the Rhythm Masters, and quite evidently, they represent rhythm games. I guess, dear Hakuko, that participating in such a tournament was quite obvious for you, wasn’t it?

Hakuko

You bet! Since the King for a Day Tournament is all about music, it made perfect sense for us to show to the world that rhythm can make music, well, Perfect!

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