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What is KFAD?*The dining hall.*
…what is this?
Creepy pasta!
What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?
No, silly! It’s pasta day!
Hey, watch your language…
Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!
…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…
…
… Why does it have eyes?
No idea, but whatever it is, it’s delicious!
… [You nod your head in agreement.]
This looks… too real. What’s in this?
I heard they got a new chef to help with the food recently. Maybe ask them!
Elmo wants seconds! So yummy!
If you want more, you know what to do, buddy. Just go up and ask HOBaRT to mix you another plate.
I might be getting more myself. I’ve never had anything like this…
Psh. Mom can make WAY better spaghetti than this.
Hey, there he is. Yo, Jack! Elmo! I got someone you gotta meet!
Oh come now, Pearl, Jack and I know each other!
Elmo is one of the coolest people here, da-don!
Oh! I should have known!
Don-chan! Come sit next to Elmo!
Yeah, join us!
…
… [The situation has become uncomfortable.]
I figured you two should meet since you both got the duo partnership with kids going, should’ve known you two have already met!
Elmo and Don-chan have really hit it off. They’re best buds!
Don-chan taught Elmo how to play the drums! All you have to do is count to four!
…
Oh no… Is Don-chan feeling okay?
Ehh? I’m great! It’s just this… spaghetti is so… different, don!
Aya… yes, what a unique meal. I think I found a finger in mine?
If anyone wants to finish my plate, help yourself. This meal is no longer appetizing to me.
Hold on now, where you think you’re goin’?
I um… I’m finished with my meal, so-
Now wait a minute. Don’t cheat yourself of an opportunity! We’ve only got a few more days left until the tournament is finished, make them count! Sit with us a little longer! Now is the time to spend with friends and to make new ones. Stay with us and let us enjoy your company!
Come on, stay!
Yeah man, don’t be a pussy and walk out on us like that.
Hahahaha! You’re getting your animals confused, Mr. Mathers! Mr. Snake is a man!
…If you insist, I guess I’ll stay a while longer.
That’s the spirit!
…
… [The situation has become more uncomfortable.]
Yo, Pit. Where are those aliens you supposed to be workin’ with?
Popoy and Marcianito? I let them do as they please, no idea where they are.
I think I saw one of them hanging with that big fuck- uh, really big purple dude.
Thanos? Nooooooo…
I haven’t seen much of that guy around, come to think of it. Not since he lost to Donkey Kong.
Hehehehe.
What?
Nothing!
No really, what is it?
…BANANA SLAMMA!!!! Hehehehehe!
Oh, Elmo…
Did you see his HUGE pile of banana peels in the lobby?
Banana peels?
Yeah, he ate a whole bunch of bananas and just LEFT all the peels in the lobby! It was disgusting!
He really did that?
I’m guessing it was him. I mean, he’s the only one here who would eat that many bananas.
Yo, speaking of that big monkey dude. Snake, you know that guy from Smash, right?
Hrrn… Yeah, I think I remember seeing Donkey Kong amongst the array of fighters from Smash Bros.
What’s that monkey’s deal? Give us somethin’ juicy.
Ooo, gossip! This is gonna be good.
Just because someone else is part of the Smash Bros. organization doesn’t mean I know them personally. They’ve been inviting tons of people too, especially recently. I couldn’t possibly account for each and every one of them myself.
But he’s like, one of the OG twelve! Come on, you gotta know something about him that we don’t.
I’ve already told you, Shady. It’s not my specialty to know details on other competitors like that. Smash Bros. is more of a profession anyways–
Oh, I got a question! What’s it like to be hit with his special? It hurts, right? He can really pack a punch!
Yo, what the hell is your problem!? I’m wearing white today!
Kyaaa! I’m so sorry, I’ll get some napkins!
No. Allow me.
Wha- No! I made this mess, sit back down!
I have some unused napkins right here, please take-
I don’t want your stupid napkins, I’ll get my own!
Don’t be foolish! Here, take this napkin…
I’m gonna need more than a few napkins you idiot! This shit is everywhere!
Dude, language!
I also have a napkin.
Oh! That makes one… two… three…
Okay, fuck this! I’ll just clean this up myself.
…You guys okay?
…Yes, sorry, everything is fine.
Agreed.
…! [You suddenly realize how to solve this uncomfortable situation!]
Huh? Where’s that kid going?
Maybe he really has to pee, da-don!
But the bathrooms are that way…
Man, that boy is strange… Anyway, Hakuko, is everything alright? You’re acting a little off today. Something on your mind?
Sorry, these last few days have been stressful…
Ah, you just gotta remember! This tournament is about having a good time! Don’t let it-
HRGH!
Woah!
Aiyaaaaa!!!
Ahhh!
Kyaaaa!!
Fuck!
Quote! What in the world are you doing?!?!?
What the hell is your problem, kid!?
Hey, what the hell?
Is everybody okay over there?
I don’t understand what’s goin’ on here!
WHO’S DISTURBING MAH GLORIOUS DINNER?!?!?
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!! IT’S SPAGHETTI HEAVEN!!!!!
… [This did not go as planned.]
Everybody calm down, calm down! What happened here?
Somebody here is trying to start a fight…
Did somebody hee-say FOOD FIGHT-HO?!
WHA- HEY! YOU HAVE INSULTED DA KING!
FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT! WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
No! NOO! STOP! STOP!
Don-chan, put that down!!!!
What the actual fuck?
No! My food!
pew pew pwep epwe pew pew pwe pew!!!!11!!!
You will PAY for that!
Oh, mama!
…I’m eating later.
Stop this nonsense before I clobber ya silly!
♂ SLAVES GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! ♂
atone for gluttony
Elmo, no! STOP!
ELMO DOES NOT STOP TODAY, MR. BLACK! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*covered in spaghetti* COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER?!?!?!??!
OI YOU CUNTS!!!!!
I ain’t gonna have you fuckers causing all that nonsense in my cafeteria! Get the bloody hell out, all of ya’s! The cafeteria is CLOSED for the rest of today until this bloody mess you pooftahs have made gets cleaned up! Understand!?
Is that the fucking mixer?
GET OOOUUUTTTT!!!!!
You gave me a voice at the perfect time there, mate. What was it that did it for ya?
I… uh… don’t know…
Well, good thing we got it stopped before they all killed each othah’. Good lord, it’s a mess in here. Call up that Doki Doki duo and have ‘em get to work on this, will ya mate? It’s really too bad we only served ya new spooky dish today.
Sorry about that… but uhh… do you maybe… think you could call the janitors instead? I’m not on good terms with one of them…
Oh? Not a problem. Best you be off for today then, mate. But ah, stay an’ let me make my call first so that I’m not wrrrrrrrin’ into the phone now, would ya?