Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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Dinner Under Pressure


*The dining hall.*
Solid Snake

…what is this?

Pitbull

Creepy pasta!

Eminem

What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?

Elmo

No, silly! It’s pasta day!

Jack Black

Hey, watch your language…

Elmo

Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!

Jack Black

…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…

Eminem

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HOBaRT Gets a Visitor


*HOBaRT lies in a hospital bed at the nearby HOBaRT maintenance center recovering from his recent battle. His metal casing is battered and warped. An IV pumps HOBaRT juice into his huge massive body.*

*A small plopping sound approaches. HOBaRT recognises it immediately.*
HOBaRT

wwkwrrkrr!!

*The door swings open to reveal Isabelle holding a neat bouquet of flowers.*
Isabelle

HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?

HOBaRT

wrrkrrrr….

Isabelle

Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!

HOBaRT

wwkwrrrrrrrkrrrKKKK-K-K-Krrrrr-

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̸̢̢͙͖̠̯̲̺̲̬̺͓̟̲͕͖̀̇̍̒̅̌̃́̈́̄̈͐͘̚͜͠͝0̸͕̫̬̯̜̒͌̆1̷̢̛̲̤͈͙̲̪͎̲̭̰͉͎̫̇͗͂̀̃̇̄͐̉̉̌͜0̵͈̗̟͛̔̀̊̈́̾͂̄̓̇͛̇̓̐͗͘͝1̸̛̺̘͕͖̩̠͕͂̉̊͌͘͠1̵͍̰͈̞̙͇͙͎͈̏0̵̯̬̭̥̭͕̳̳͇̳͕̟̩̝͎͎̼̍̉̄̀́̓0̷̛̟̄̑̅̀̓̚̚1̶̧̡̯̣̙͇͚̼̠̜̬͓́͐̏͗̑͌͛͠ͅ ̷̝͚̭̩̰̈́͌̆̄̓̉̈́͂́͌̈̀͘͝0̷̡̧͚̱͖̱̙̫͕̳̳̪̣̯̟͂̊̀̌͛̽̈̈̍̚̚͠1̷̤͇͍̙̟͒͒̎͒̀͋̂̋̽̕̕0̷̟͈̙̑̂͂͆̈0̴̋̈́͜0̶̡̮͖̞̘̟̱̟͔̹́̃̏̌̿̇̓̇͌̈́1̵̨̯̟͙̥̼̙̳̻̇̈̀1̸̢̨̻̩̭̞̪͇͍̩̠̮̞͈͇̹̼̆͋̾̉͋0̷̡̩̪̳͍̣̑ ̵̨̝̟̹̦͉̥̎̌̂̓̄̀͐̅̅̎͑͘̕͘͜͠0̷̢̹̺͍̤͚̯͈̩͍͉̟̹̟͚̺̳̔̋1̷̯̫̪̰̪̠̼̰͉̲̪̼̹̀̄͜0̴̧̯̙̖̪̠̫̺̀̂̊̄̏̊̆̉͘1̷̡̨̻̩̙̬̥̙͍͈̆̅̿͜͜0̶̧̢̛͓̗͇͚̙͕̀̎̾̈́͆̑͘͜0̸̦͓͓̅̀̈̍̂͆̕̕1̸̳̥̝̺͚͗͌̄̄̐̈́̌̄̀̾́́̽̉̄͗͠0̸̨̭̮̤̞͛͌̑̓̕͠ ̵̛͕̖̖̘̪̆̆̅̈́͌͑̍̍́̉͂̅0̴̢̝̗̦̠͇̮̣͎͙̅͂̑̍̅̋̏͘͘1̴̢̛̮́̓͒̉͘͠0̶̡̛̛̥̗͔͔̮̱͖̭̿̊̓̏͆͘͜0̸̳̩̝̲͈̪͔̪̟̦̓̅͒̎̆͒͑̔̒͒͋̾͆͠͠1̴̬͖̣̼̭͇̬͂̋͌̈́̃̍́̆͗̚̚1̷̡̡̢̛̩͓̘̮͔̮́͒̂͒̐̆̊̂͗͗̇̕͜͝ͅ1̸͓̩͓̈̌̊̏͒̾́̿̍̿̍͘͠1̶̜̙̄̉ͅ ̴̧͕̲̜͎̫͍̹̤̙̻̙̭͇̮͂̀̈́̒͆̋͊͆̒̈́̈́́0̵̡͇̳̖͍͜͝1̸̨̢̛̥̤̹̩͕͍̰̘̇̔͌̈́̋̑̔̾̄́̌̃̍̚̕͜͝0̷̢̘̟͇̬͍̞̹͉͓͆͘0̵̖̦̪̯̻̎̏́̓̊͑̋͋̿͝1̶̛̙̘̮̯̠̭͓̟͈̾͋́͗̄̽͐̿̉͘͝͠1̶͙̗͆͌́̑̂͑̒͑͊̇͘͠0̶̡̧̨̧̨͎͙̘͕̫͈̟̺̘͓̈́́1̵̢̢̨̛̺͚̼̻̮̖͍̻̼̈́̀̽͊͗̍̿͗̈́̈́͘ ̵̢̛̱̬̣̺̪͙̝͎͓͙̓̿͌̄̈́̓̅́͛͘̕͠͠ͅ0̸͈̠̻̰̤̜͋ͅ1̵̛̗͉̰̼̝̪̆̈́̊̀̌̿̒͐̄͆̾̅̂͜͝0̵̰̺̺͇̰̭̥̖͈̘̹̰̍͋͑͌̅̿̑͑̕͜͝0̷̡̢̡̮̤̙̝̩̯̖̓̈́͛͆̐́͐̎̀̾̎͂̔̚1̴̢̬̥̖̺͍̱̝̦͕͖͙̜̫͐͌̋̏̑̎͗̂͌̽̔̑̔̉͜͜͝ͅ1̴̧̖͚͉̘̟̱̭͙̜͒͊̔͋̉̑͌͆̑͒̂̊͝ͅ0̵̟͈̥̠̦̮̲͎̗̜̺̳͖̺̦̰̐̄1̵͍̥̪̞̤̼̩͓͖̥̚ ̸̡̨̠̟͙̹͇̫͓̠̻̟͗̀̒̍͜͜0̴̠͎̰̤̃͠1̷̧̜͓͝0̴̗̹̲̇͗̅̄̇̄̅͐̄̈́͛͑͛͘̕͝0̵͈͉̟͚̯͎̜̅̀̈́͗̀̑̍͑͂́̔́̑͘͠͠0̶̨̢͚͎͎̼͎̜̻̗̜̘͍̮̿̓̂͗͂̇͛̌͒͛͝1̵̳̙̺̠̆̈̓̔̄͠0̷̢͎͙̰̠̺̲̉̓̈̍͗́̌͗̄̕͝1̶̣̜̜̫̗̦͌͑͋̂̀̌͑̍́͘̕͝
Meowth

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

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Meowth

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Meowth

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

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HOBaRT

Crikey, you two are incredibly voiceforus! Could you kindly lower ya output volume by a couple of decibels a shmign- what in the outback?!?!?!

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Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

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VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR – HOBaRT Interview

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haldo viewrs, 2day we r holdign n intervew with h0bart, teh epic mixin machine. ive been lookign 4ward 2 dis interview meowth, i cant w8 2 talk with teh legend himself XP

Meowth

…uhh, that’s right, today we’re interviewing HOBaRT. The mixer. Except he doesn’t seem to be here right now.

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did u check teh kitchen

Meowth

Not yet, but how mobile can a half-ton mixer be? That guy doesn’t even have legs. (Is HOBaRT even a guy?)

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w8… do u hear smth… it sounds liek… some1 shoutign “yeah” over n over rlly loudly…

Meowth

Yeah… I hear a cart rolling too, and it sounds like it’s getting closer…

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