I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!
I think so too, great job every-
Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!
There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.
o rly
Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*
wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?
No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…
uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth
Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-
Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?
yeah
Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.
Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.
Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?
[…]
Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…
Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…
WRRRRRRRR!
Hi, HOBaRT!
Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?
uhhh i dunnoe
Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?
Alright, then!
neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1
ok im recordn go
I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!
What the heck is going on over here?!
lmao nuthn
So here’s the deal, you two- I’M going to broadcast this live, all across the world, so that everyone can see me- and YOU aren’t going to speak until I’m done, got it? If you cut me off, I’m going to be reaaaallly angry, and you don’t want to see me when I’m angry!!
You’ve been bugging me for SO LONG about doing this- so you know what? Fine. Just don’t take too long, so we can get back to scheduled programming.
Oh, I promise I won’t take up toooo much of your time, puhuhuhu…
Ready to see how Nico is doing, Hypercam?
i am :( i hpe she iz doin ok.
Ah yes! Come in, I was waiting for you two! Or as my fellow brothers would say, “Get your ass down here now boy!”
Uhhhh, that doesn’t sound like Nico at all…
i… hrd that vioce b4
he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs
These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?
Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!
Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!
Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!
Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!
…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”
WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!
I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…
Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!
Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!
Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-
Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?
You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!
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