The B-hee-t of The Drums

Unregistered HyperCam 2

he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*
John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[

John Notwoodman

So, do you care to explain?

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Surprise Visit from the Commissioner! – John Notwoodman Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 surprise we got the ceo of king for a day enterprises as well as the announcer & 1st kfad host john notwoodman to come here for an interview hi john

John Notwoodman

Nice >:3] to see you again, HyperCam. Hello to you too, Meowth.

Meowth

A pleasure to have you here, Mr. Notwoodman. Thank you for coming to this interview. So first off, since you’re the main man… er, robot behind the original event, I bet a lot of us were wondering: how did the idea come into place?

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John Notwoodman

The esteemed and very nice >:3] CEO of King for a Day Tournament Enterprises once more lends the tournament his daunting presence! Though he has passed hosting duties off to Unregistered HyperCam 2, he will still be around to announce all matches in his signature reverberating voice, and will crown the one most fearsome challenger the King* for a Day!

(*or Kings, or Queen, or Queens, or Queen and King… or, uh… H-HOBaRT?)

Illustration: Keeby (@KeebyAstrokat)