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A Deathly Loss???

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*It’s one day before the finals. Piccolo is sitting in his office, hopelessly looking through papers, brainstorming ideas of any other possible way to cure Goku’s Ligma virus.*
Dr. Piccolo

I can’t believe it. After all this damn work, all this time with my medical degree, and yet I fucking lost to a literal virus! How am I gonna tell Goku that I failed him? If a daily dose can’t cure him, what could?! THIS IS BULLSHIT! Kami, Nail, I know you don’t want to interrupt this, but could you at least give me some advice, I have no idea what to do here! (Sorry man, I really don’t know what to say.) (You will have the find that answer yourself, Piccolo.) GOD DAMNIT, WHERE?!?! WHERE COULD I POSSIBLY FI-

*The heart monitor in Piccolo’s office starts frantically beeping.*
Dr. Piccolo

God damnit, is this thing broken? I don’t even have any patients right now.

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Touché

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*The cafeteria, before the semifinals. Adam is sitting at a table eating by himself.*
Pharrell Williams

Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…

*Adam keeps looking at his food.*
Adam Levine

Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?

Pharrell Williams

Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?

Adam Levine

I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.

*Someone touches Adam’s arm. He looks to his left and glares at Quote.*
Quote

… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]

Adam Levine

Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?

Thomas Bangalter

He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?

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The Concept of Love Through Time and Space

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I’ve always lived my life in fantasy
No chance to take, no heart to break
But now you take my hand and
you make me understand
that two dreams, can join together.



*Mariya sits by herself aimlessly playing chords on a guitar. Her final battle begins soon.*
DJ Professor K

Yo, yo! So this is what the girl in white does late at night when everybody else is sleepin’!

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello Professor! Just… taking some time for myself.

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The Question on Everyone’s Mind

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*As soon as the crown gets hit by the MF like button’s attack, it flies off! HyperCam reverts back to his normal form!*
Mariya Takeuchi

I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!

DJ Professor K

I think so too, great job every-

*HyperCam and the crown start falling!*
Mariya Takeuchi

Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!

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The Storm

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*CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH*

After just a single attack from Unrestrained HyperCam 2… The entirety of Studio Gunner has just been razed to the ground.
King Dedede

Studio Gunner, more like Studio Goner! HEHEHEHEHE!

*Dedede gets bonked on the head with Meowth’s microphone*
Meowth

This isn’t the time for jokes, you bozo! My friend just completely destroyed the entire studio in one big sweep! Everyone here is in danger, and everyone that’s still in the Gaylord is in danger too! That’s enough sitting around though, I oughta go make myself useful!

*Meowth climbs on top of Metal Ajit Pai*
Meowth

EVERYONE! Don’t give up! And make sure that HyperCam doesn’t make his way over to the Gaylord Hotel under any circumstances! I-I’m sure we’ll make it out of this!

*Meowth jumps down*
Meowth

As for me, I’m not nearly as strong as any of the contestants fighting right now. Except for probably HOBaRT…

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Meowth

T-That’s not what I mean! I’m just gonna do the one thing that I am good at: talking!

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The Calm

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*The lights turn on inside the secret room where the crown is being held.*
Meowth

There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o rly

Meowth

Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?

Meowth

No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth

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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Intergalactic Reunion

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Meowth

Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-

Popoy

Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?

Marcianito

yeah

Popoy

Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.

Pitbull

Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.

Agent J

Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?

Howard

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