Tag: Metal Ajit Pai

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Me Likey the Boom Boom

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Beat

This thing is kick-ass!

Gum

Careful you don’t bust on that grind, dude! This thing’s huge!

Metal Ajit Pai

You goons get off of me this instant! This mecha costs more than your combined yearly salaries!

Beat

Shut up, boomer!

Yoyo

Ha! I get it! Cause he makey the boom-boom when he stomps!

*Beat, Yo-Yo, and Gum are grinding their rollerskates up and down Ajit’s mecha. Ajit tries to shoo them off unsuccessfully. Professor K sees the commotion from a distance and rushes up.*
DJ Professor K

What the hell? Is that who I think- ! What the HELL!?!?!? Y’all got your asses on the wrong continent!!!!

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Fight The Power! – Metal Ajit Pai Reinterview

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*Studio Gunner is shaking violently*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowth im scared i dont wana die

Meowth

Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.

*One of the ceiling lights falls*
Meowth

…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.

*As Meowth and HyperCam evacuate, they hear Ajit Pai and some other characters yelling at them*
Kamina

Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?

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Thanos Dance or da Harlem Shake fo today – Thanos Reinterview

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1! welcom bak to teh kfad interviews! 2day we will be reinterviewing t hanos

Meowth

That’s right! After his loss to Dr. Piccolo, he’s here to answer a few more questions for us! So, Thanos, how does it feel to be in the losers bracket?

Thanos

When I lost my home planet Titan, I was devastated. But I did not succumb to weakness. I pushed harder. It was necessary to become the equalizer of the galaxy. This tournament is no different. Losing is a minor setback. That is all.

Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
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Metal Ajit Pai

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After his crushing defeat in the last tournament, Ajit Pai, now a sentient pile of dust, comes back with a vengeance… and a giant mech sponsored by Reese’s® peanut butter. Armed with a massive Nerf gun and fidget spinner, he is equipped to rule the Internet with an iron fist… and, of course, finally make his dreams of a Harlem Shakeover a reality.

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring Ajit Pai-related memes
  • Mecha-related rips
  • Rips featuring latency (such as slow internet)
  • Examples
  • Harlem Shake by Baauer, the Reese’s Puffs rap, fidget spinners
  • Gundam franchise, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transformers franchise
  • Online Practice Stage from Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 Illustration: thefluffyslipper (@fluffySlipper1) and Eevee (@eivuiee) ft. art team