Fight The Power! – Metal Ajit Pai Reinterview



*Studio Gunner is shaking violently*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowth im scared i dont wana die

Meowth

Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.

*One of the ceiling lights falls*
Meowth

…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.

*As Meowth and HyperCam evacuate, they hear Ajit Pai and some other characters yelling at them*
Kamina

Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?

Metal Ajit Pai

For the last time, that’s not my name!

Meowth

Uh oh, HyperCam. We’d better see what’s going on out there.

*Meowth and HyperCam step outside, witnessing Metal Ajit Pai fighting a red mech with two faces: one on it’s head and one on it’s stomach. They also happen to notice a half-naked woman holding a giant sniper rifle aimed at Ajit.*

*A voice comes from the stomach of the red mech.*
Kamina

I told you, the last Reese’s Cup is MINE!

*Another voice comes from its head*
Simon

Bro, is this really worth fighting over!?

Kamina

Damn right it is! A man’s peanut butter cup is his soul! I’m not letting some corporate asshole have the last one!

Meowth

What the heck is going on!?

Yoko Littner

…Those boys REALLY love their peanut butter.

Meowth

I suppose you know the guys in the red robot?

Yoko Littner

Yeah, the loud and reckless one is Kamina…

Simon

Bro, this guy’s seriously tough! I don’t think we stand a chance!

Yoko Littner

…and the scaredy one is Simon. The gunman they’re piloting is called “Gurren Lagann.”

Meowth

Gurren Lagann… Hey, that’s part of Metal Ajit’s sourcelist! I thought those names sounded familiar. Which mean you must be…

Yoko Littner

My name’s Yoko Littner. The three of us are part of Team Dai-Gurren.

Metal Ajit Pai

I’ll give you one more chance to surrender the last cup before I pry it from your cold, unshaken hands.

Kamina

Surrender? Just who the hell do you think I am!?

Metal Ajit Pai

Very well, you had your chance. Now prepare to be repealed from this world!

*As the battle progresses, Ajit and Gurren Lagann grow more and more damaged.*
Kamina

Simon, if we’re gonna win, we’re gonna have to bust out the big guns!

Simon

Yeah, you’re right, bro! Let’s do this!

*One of Gurren Lagann’s arms turns into a drill.*
Simon

GIGA… DRILL… BREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAK!!!

Metal Ajit Pai

You guys don’t think you’re the only ones with badass transforming hands, do you!?

*Metal Ajit Pai’s Fidget Blade starts transforming.*
Metal Ajit Pai

Time for you to witness… the true power… of the FCC…

*The Fidget Blade transforms into a huge speaker.*
Metal Ajit Pai

Giga…… HARLEM….. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The combined power of Giga Drill Break and Giga Harlem Shake going against each other almost completely destroy each other, leaving Gurren Lagann and Ajit heavily damaged.*
Simon

Bro…we can’t beat him…

Kamina

C’mon Simon, don’t you see? We already did!

Metal Ajit Pai

You… damn… kids…

Simon

Bro… if we keep going, we’ll be destroyed for sure. Surely there’s got to be another way to settle this. Maybe… you two could split the peanut butter cup?

Kamina

Hm…

*Yoko speaks to Gurren Lagann through her speaker.*
Yoko Littner

He’s got a point, Kamina. It’d be better to split it than get yourselves killed over a snack.

Meowth

Yeah, and splitting it’ll cause LESS property damage.

Kamina

…Ah what the hell, I’ll split.

Metal Ajit Pai

If I keep going, I’ll be too weak to win against those idiotic businessmen. Fine, I’ll split for now. I can always call up Reeses’ themselves later for more anyways.

*Gurren Lagann and Metal Ajit take the remaining Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup and break it in half.*
Yoko Littner

If you’re done picking fights with the government, we should head out now.

Simon

Yeah, the rest of Team Dai-Gurren’s waiting for us.

Meowth

Oh no you don’t! The two of you gotta help clean up the place!

*Gurren Lagann walks off into the sunset.*
Kamina

Proud of ya, Simon. You’re becoming more of a man every day.

Meowth

Hey, don’t just ignore me! Do you two realize how much money you owe this Studio!? Several violations have been broken here!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ik the studio wuz almost destroyd but that was fun

Meowth

Lady, you’ll stay and help us clean up, right?

Yoko Littner

Sorry, but we’ve still got a lot to do ourselves. Maybe I’ll pay this place another visit later though, hopefully under better circumstances. I swear, Kamina’s gonna get himself killed one day…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wait does he rly im still downloading gurren lagann and i havent gotten 2 watch it yet bc of teh interviews

Yoko Littner

Well, I’d better head off. See you later.

Meowth

Grrrr. Well HyperCam, I guess it’s just you and…

*HyperCam starts beeping.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

sry mweoth im meeting w/ some1 in a few gtg

*HyperCam heads to the Gaylord.*
Meowth

I…

*John Notwoodman walks onto the scene.*
John Notwoodman

Just thought I’d check in to see how the tournament’s going so fa- holy shit what the fuck happened to my studio? >:3

Meowth

AW, COME ON!