McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Why Does He Wear the Mask?


*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*

Dr. Piccolo, I’m CIA.

*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*
Reggie Fils-Aimé

He wasn’t alone.

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

Dr. Piccolo

They are not my friends…

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Old Friends Reunite – Nintendo Power and DJ Professor K Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey gys welcom wer gona tlk with teh K man and th N men now

Meowth

(Cam that’s not what they’re…never mind.) Hello! Thanks for coming out again, and congratulations on winning your first matches!

Bill Trinen

Thank you!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Always a pleasure.

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A Very Important Interview – Nintendo Power Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo evryone welcom back 4 mor. 2day wii will play animal crosing on the nintndo swtch

Meowth

No, Hypercam, we aren’t here to play games! We are here to interview games. Specifically, Nintendo representatives, Reggie Fils-Aimé and Bill Trinen! Or as they call themselves in this tournament, “Nintendo Power”! Representing games such as Animal Crossing, Legend of Zelda, Xenoblade, and Fire Emblem! Let’s not forget Direct Presentation music and Nintendo system software/Wii series (Excluding Wii Music)! Let’s kick things off! So Reggie, I’m sure everyone wants to know, did you retire specifically for this tournament?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Absolutely!… Well, that was a big part of it at the very least. My home will always be at Nintendo, but eventually, you just want to get out there and try something new. Which is why I am here, and ready to kick some ass!

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Kass’ Theme

by: Buta Big Band
Arrangement, Bass – wolfman1405
Trombone – John Stacy
Soprano/Alto Sax – Charles Ritz
Keyboard – Julian Schoming
Percussion – Noah Benson
Trumpet – Will Trueblood
Bass Trombone – Dean Scarlett
Tenor/Baritone Sax – Kyle Zimmerman
Drums – Henry “El Condor” Godfrey


Original Composer: Manaka Kataoka
Source: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Nintendo Power

No one’s body is ready for the true might of Nintendo Power! After Reggie retired, Miyamoto decided Reggie needed a boost from inside the company, and Bill Trinen is the perfect match. Now that these two gaming industry legends have brought their Joy-Cons together, this tournament has truly been switched on!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from the Animal Crossing, The Legend of Zelda, and Wii franchises (excluding Wii Music)
  • Rips featuring music from the Fire Emblem and Xenoblade franchises
  • Rips featuring music from Nintendo system software and presentations
  • Examples
  • Mor Ardain 〜Roaming the Wastes〜, songs by K.K. Slider
  • Wii Sports, Wii Play, Wii Fit
  • Music from the Nintendo eShop, Wii channels, Nintendo Direct jingles
Individual portraits: Reggie Fils-AiméBill TrinenIllustration: Andre (@Oh_Turbo_Nerd)