Reggie’s Return


*In Nintendo Power’s hotel room…*
Bill Trinen

I wonder when he’ll be back… But until he is, I guess no one minds me taking one more bite of this delicious… soft…

*As soon as Bill bites into the donut, the door slams open.*
Reggie Fils-Aimé

Bill! BILL? BILL?! BILL!!

Bill Trinen

Oh, hey Reggie! How was it?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

They uploaded the DOUGHNUT one! I told you so many times, make sure they DO NUT upload the doughnut one! You completely embarrassed me! After all of those… cool… announcements, I finally got to talk to Geoff and the others backstage, and I wanted to show him the “real banger” arrangement that we planned on going up – but instead, it was that crummy DOUGHNUT arrangement! I wasn’t fast, but I was definitely furious! Bill! What happened?

Bill Trinen

I’m sorry. I saw it on the schedule, and I just couldn’t help myself… I had them do it early. But hey, look on the bright side. At least you could say it was a Doughnut Disaster!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

You’re fired.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Okay, I’m only kidding. But do that one more time and I’ll make sure you’re not touching any doughnuts for a loooong long time.

Bill Trinen

Sorry, Reggie. Sometimes they’re just all I think about… You did really well out there, by the way! Your speech on indie games was the best part of the show by far.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Thanks Bill, indie games really mean a lot to me. Also, I’ve gotta ask, do you know who that guy that was sitting behind me was? He kept asking me to play Fortnite with him.

Bill Trinen

No clue.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Ah, well. I guess that Smash invitation didn’t find its way back to me either, huh. Guess we’ll have to wait until later to invite-

Bill Trinen

Hold that thought! I just remembered something very important. Did you remind everyone that the Nintendo Switch has games?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Oh, rats! I totally left that out of my speech! Man, now it’s all ruined. Thanks Bill. You’ve ruined my evening… Give me that donut!

*Reggie yanks Bill’s donut out of his hands and eats it violently.*