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What is KFAD?*The Jack Bros. are walking down the hall after their loss to see Jack comforting Elmo.*
H-hey! C’mon now, Elmo. We did great together, and that’s something to be proud of!
B-but Jack… We didn’t win…
It doesn’t matter if we won or not, all that matters is if we had fun together, right? The fiery heart of a champion can’t be quenched by a failure or an embarrassment!
But… but…
Hee-hey, there’s no need to be sad, ho!
Aw man, you guys again? For the last time, if you ever try to go after Elmo again I’ll-
Oh, oh!
Me know how to make you happy again.
What, Elmo?! Get down from there!
Elmo!
You little-
W-wait! Don’t hit m-hee, ho! Look over there, Hee-ho!
Hahahaha! Thank you for cheering Elmo up, Mr. Moth!
Huh? Why did you bring him back? And why did it look like you guys have… done this before?
Alright, spill it you two! Obviously there’s something going on here!
Speak, small demon.
Uh… Mr. Jack… Elmo has something that he needs to tell you… Elmo has been meeting up with Mr. Moth in secret…
Y-you WHAT?? Oh no… Elmo, what have they done to you? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!
You lied all those times you said you were gonna st-hee-l some more stuff for us, ho?!
Show them… Show them what me teach you.
Elmo is very sorry, Mr. Jack.
E-ELMO? ELMO! NOOOOOO!
H-HE TAUGHT YOU… Mediocre dance moves?
Elmo is dancing furiously!
Hahahaha! And Elmo knows that sharing is caring! So, Elmo taught Mr. Moth something in return too!
Me am smart now. Watch and learn. One, two, three, four, five…
You can do it Mr. Moth, Elmo believes in you! Oh, and remember what the Count told you!
Six macca, ah ah ah… Seven… macca… ah…
And?
… Me do not know.
So close, hee-ho… Mayb-hee if we could find something that could help him.
ME FACE!!
No, no, chill out bro. There’s no need to be afraid, just sit down and take a look at this!
Do you know many glorious sides this stop sign has? Here, let’s count them together! One, two, three, four, five… six… seven…
You can do it!
…Oh, me know! EIGHT!
That’s right, the stop sign has eight awesome angles!
Then, after eight… Nine… TEN!
You did it! Elmo is so proud of you!
You guys seem to really like each other. But, why would you guys keep it a secret from me?
Elmo thought you would be angry and hit Mr. Moth again!
Elmo! I was only trying to protect you, little buddy. They tried stealing you in the middle of the night! I didn’t know they just wanted to be friends!
That was a misunderstanding, hee-ho… We’re sorr-hee, ho… But my hee-homie didn’t tell me anything either!
Me was embahhg… Emba…
Embarrassed?
Yes.
Ohh, you don’t need to feel embarrassed, budd-hee! You know you’re my best friend!
Woo!
Elmo has a question for Mr. Other Jack now. Elmo hear that you chose to bring Mr. Moth with you instead of your real brothers, why did you do that?
I said before that it’s because I didn’t want to walk ever-hee-where, but… Look at him, ho! Hee’s having so much fun! My brothers and I do so much stuff together, but my hee-homie deserves a place in the spotlight too!
That’s very sweet of you Mr. Other Jack! Mr. Moth reminds me a bit of Cookie Monster, hahahaha!
You know what? I think I’ll forgive you dudes. We both lost after all, and us Jacks oughta look out for one another, y’know? Now, let’s cheer on those remaining contestants and see who gets their hands on that Crown of Destiny!
I- Uh… I should also probably call Cage and apologize too… But not before I show this moth that the real king of dance here is the one and only Jablinski!
Today Elmo learned that it doesn’t matter if you win or lose at something, as long as you have fun! Hahahaha!
Heeeee-hoooo!!
Hm…? (For people who just lost, they sure seem to be taking it well.)