McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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A Real Monstery Skeleton

Johnny Bravo

Look, little man, can’t you tell Johnny’s busy? You can’t win this “King for the Babe” thingy without a little preparation.

KO

But Johnny, Steven said he saw a skeleton in the halls!

Johnny Bravo

Yeah? Good for them, about time those skeletons got out of the closet.

KO

You know Meowth doesn’t like it when non-contestants are around on their own! Plus, we can’t let Grim be seen by himself, he could cause a panic!

Johnny Bravo

*sigh*Yeah, yeah, okay, KO. We’ll go find him later, just let me-

KO

Come on, there’s no time to waste!

*KO grabs Johnny by the arm and dashes down the hall.*
Johnny Bravo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN, KID!

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Gourmet Spaghettoire

Papyrus

OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!

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Curly Brace

Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!

Papyrus

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?

Curly Brace

Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!

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Nyoo Hoo Hoo – Papyrus Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yo whatup squadfam. wii back with the waky spaget puzzle skeleton once agin to conduckt another invervew.

Meowth

Good to have you again here, Papyrus! How are you feeling?

Papyrus

–OH! UMM, I’M ALRIGHT.

Meowth

You seem…upset.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uh, n0 duh idot, he lost big chungus time in the first round lmao

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Nyeh Heh Heh! – Papyrus Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yoyoyo whaz up mothafackers. todey we back with anothr intrview w the funny skeleton man

Meowth

Thank you, Hypercam! Hey, Sans- Huh? Papyrus?? Isn’t Sans supposed to be here? I thought he got the invitation…

Papyrus

WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!

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Papyrus

Nyeh heh heh! Everyone’s favorite soon-to-be member of the Royal Guard has put his human-hunting quest aside to join the competition! Equipped with his staple “battle body”, Papyrus will surely cook up a pasta dish that will trounce even the most fearsome opponents.

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring Papyrus himself
  • Rips featuring music from puzzle games
  • Rips featuring music related to skeletons
  • Rips related to pasta
  • Examples
  • Bonetrousle, Dating Start/Fight, Snowdin
  • Songs from Skeleton Boomerang, Grim Fandango and Mr. Bones
  • Tetris: Type A,
    Songs from the Picross series
  • Unfounded Revenge
Illustration: Keeby (@KeebyAstrokat)