I Am A Loser

King Dedede

Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!

Escargoon

It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-

King Dedede

The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-

Hey! Big bird!

King Dedede

Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?

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Gourmet Spaghettoire

Papyrus

OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!

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Curly Brace

Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!

Papyrus

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?

Curly Brace

Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!

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Food Frustration and Feuds


*A note has been taped to the front counter of the Gaylord Hotel Cafeteria:*

“hey guys, hobart is out of commission for the time being, so there’s gonna be a little food shortage for a bit. just wait until hobart is back in a few >:3]”

King Dedede

Huh? This is startin’ to look like a problem, Escargoon…

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Right Back at Ya! – King Dedede Interview

Meowth

Evening everyone! today we will be interviewing King Dedede from the Kirby series! So, Dedede, how do you feel to be bac-

King Dedede

*Gobbling up all the food that he brought to the interview* Mmmmm, good thing I packed some of Chef Kawasaki’s cooking before I left Cappy Town!

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