Food Frustration and Feuds


*A note has been taped to the front counter of the Gaylord Hotel Cafeteria:*

“hey guys, hobart is out of commission for the time being, so there’s gonna be a little food shortage for a bit. just wait until hobart is back in a few >:3]”

King Dedede

Huh? This is startin’ to look like a problem, Escargoon…

*Dedede sees Meowth, who is standing nearby.*
King Dedede

You! You, the interviewa’!

Escargoon

Sire, I don’t think he would kn-

*Dedede bops Escargoon with his hammer.*
King Dedede

Shut up, snailbrain! I’m the boss here. So what’s the deal with the food, huh?

Meowth

I- I don’t know, what makes you think I know? I just learned about this too!

*Wario warbles in and notices the sign at the front counter.*
Wario

Ehh? Nothing for me to eat? Hey, Kitty, what’s the deal with the mixer?

Meowth

Why is everyone assuming I know what happened????

Wario

Hmph. It’s a good thing I still had this garlic pizza from earlier today! Mmmm….

King Dedede

Hey! Toss up some of dat dere pizza for the king!

Wario

Weh?! This is mine! You’re not taking a single BIT of it!

King Dedede

Oh! Hey, look, your partner’s doing somethin’!

*Wario turns to look, Dedede steals the pizza from Wario’s plate and runs towards the exit doors.*
King Dedede

HEH HEH HEH HEH! C’MON, SNAILBRAIN, KEEP UP!

Wario

HEY, WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?

Escargoon

Your majesty, wait! Oh, sir, you’re going to have to… excuse Crowny.

Wario

OHH, I’M NOT EXCUSING NOTHIN’!! GET OVER HERE, CHUMP!

*Wario charges up a dash before running to catch Dedede, with Escargoon trailing behind.*
Meowth

I really don’t get this place sometimes… wait, hold on…

*Meowth takes a closer look at the note.*

“ps there’s some food in the back if you get hungry lol”

Meowth

*sigh* …wonder which one of them is gonna steal all of that… bound to happen at this rate.