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What is KFAD?OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!
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Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!
SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?
Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!
WOWIE, A KING!! IF HE’S ANYTHING LIKE ASGORE, I’M SURE WE’LL GET ALONG JUST FINE!! WE SHOULD GO FIND HIM AND GET ACQUAINTED!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO FOOD LEFT??
THOSE NO GOOD FOOLS AIN’T GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS ONE!!
Those low life hooligans! Well sire, at least we can get some chips from the vending machine.
You think I haven’t already eaten all of those? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
Oh dear…
Ouch…
OH NO!! MISTER SNAIL, ARE YOU INJURED?
No, I’ve been through worse abuse from his majesty. It does sting, though…
His majesty? Oh hey! Papyrus, what did I tell you! There’s the king over there!
OH, REALLY!? COME ON QUOTE, LET’S GO SAY HELLO!
HOWDY, YOUR MAJESTY!!
Huh? And who the heck are you?
I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, YOUR NEXT OPPONENT AND FUTURE GREAT BEST FRIEND!
THEY’RE PUTTING ME UP AGAINST A BAG O’ BONES? THE NERVE OF THESE SCHMUCKS! Okay so what exactly are ya here for? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a meltdown?
UM, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER?
A COUPLE OF MOOKS WENT AND RAN OFF WITH ALL THE FOOD! NOW I’M LEFT HERE WITH NOTHIN’ TO EAT!
OH, OH!!! I KNOW HOW TO COOK! FROM WHAT I KNOW, EVERYONE LOVES MY EDIBLE CREATIONS! I COULD COOK SOMETHING UP, IF YOU WOULD LIKE!!
Is that so?
Sire, I’ve done some digging into this guy, and I’m pretty sure he’s awful at cooking.
Can it, you! I’m hungry and this fool is offering me free food! Alright, bone boy, I’ll tell you what! If you can make me a fine meal, I’ll be your friend!
WOWIE, REALLY!? THAT’S GREAT!!
Papyrus are you sure about this? This guy seems like a bit of a snob…
What did you say about his majesty?
WHY I OUGHTA CLOBBER YOU!
Eep! Alright Papyrus we probably should go now!
OKAY, BYE-BYE YOUR HIGHNESS! I’LL BE SURE TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING SUPER GREAT!!!
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OH DEAR, I DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANYTHING I NEED TO MAKE SPAGHETTI!! THIS IS REALLY BAD…
WHAT!! I THOUGHT I LOCKED THAT.
Hey, dork!! We heard you were gonna make some spaghetti from these nice little robots, so we went and got you some ingredients!!
yeah, i couldn’t pasta opportunity to help out my bro.
I AM GOING TO IGNORE THAT PUN AND DECLARE MY APPRECIATION OF YOU TWO’S TIMING!!
speaking of ingredients, i had to search the whole ziti to find these tomatoes.
Sans, what are you talking about??? There’s a grocery store right next to the hotel!! …Wait, is that why you didn’t show up until I was in the checkout line?
huh, really? guess if i had used my noodle i wouldn’t have went right pasta it.
OKAY, GNOCCHIT OFF!! WE NEED TO GET STARTED!!
Alright, FINALLY! LET’S TURN UP THE HEAT ON THIS STOVETOP!!!
YEAH!!
YEAH!!!
sure.
KNOCKITY KNOCK, MR. KING! I’VE PREPARED SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!
*muffled from inside the room* ESCARGOON, I’M IN PAIN, GO SEE WHO THAT IS WILL YA!!
Sire, I’m too busy cleaning up the mess in the kitchen!
AUGH FINE!! THIS BETTER BE GOOD. WHAT DO YOU NEE- Oh! It’s ya! And you brought me food! Heh heh heh well come on in!
I BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIEND TO SHARE!!
Oh ho ho that won’t be necessary! That pipsqueak can miss a meal or two!
OKIE DOKIE, BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE SURE!!
Oh, I’m positive!
Sire may I talk to you in the bathroom for a second?
Fine! But you better have a good reason to take me away from this food!
Sire I think you should let me try this spaghetti before you do be-
Ow!
SO YOU’RE JUST TRYNA STEAL MY FOOD HUH?
Sire if you’d let me finish I was going to say that it might be, uh, poisoned! He is your opponent after all, and you’d rather me kick the bucket than you right?
Ey, maybe you ain’t a complete idiot! Alright Escargoon, you can have the first bite, heh heh heh! And if you fall out dead, I’ll send that bag of bones into the stratosphere!
As you should, sire!
ALRIGHT SKELETON! Bring on the food! But I’ve had a change of heart, so let dat snail boy here have his first!
OKAY YOUR MAJESTY!! ONE GOURMET SPAGHETTI COMING RIGHT UP!
Oh wow this looks delicious! Let’s give it a try…
Oh gosh, this stuff is awful!
But you ain’t poisoned right?
I guess not sire, but-
THEN MOVE!!
WOWIE! I HAVEN’T EVER SEEN SOMEONE EAT WITH THAT MUCH PASSION!!
Man, Escargoon, I don’t know what you were talkin’ about cause this is somma the best spaghetti I’ve ever eaten!! This kid may just have a chance!
Say what?
YOU… REALLY LIKE IT THAT MUCH??
Listen kid, I don’t know how you did this, but if you made food so good the king got off his high horse you must have done something right. Here’s our card. If you ever want a position as the royal chef of Dreamland, give us a call, because I’ve never seen crowny over there so happy about whatever he eats.
BIGOLI, MY FRIEND QUANTITY HAS GROWN!! NOT TO MENTION, I RECEIVED AN OFFER TO BE A ROYAL CHEF!! THIS DAY COULDN’T HAVE GONE ANY BETTER!
*BURP* Boy ya did a great job! Heh heh heh, with friends like you who can make such good food, I’m sure to go far!
