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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

News Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

What? But I bought one here last week!

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Understandable, have a good day.

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The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

News » Interviews Posted on December 3, 2019

*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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How to Cheer Up a Drum

News » Interviews Posted on November 29, 2019December 3, 2019

*The scene is the studio’s stage in the middle of the night. Faint drumming sounds in rhythmic patterns. A green light appears backstage.*

*into his codec* Target has been localized. Come as soon as possible, I don’t want to have to deal with this myself… What? You want me to go talk to him? You do realize my strong point is to spy on people, not to… Hrngh… Fine, but please come quickly.

*Snake gets out of his box and approaches the drumming.*

*suddenly stops* I-is someone there?

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I’m still in an Interview – Solid Snake Interview

News » Interviews Posted on November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

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That’s right! We’re live once again from Studio Gunner, here to interview Solid Snake!

This is Snake, reporting in. Is this conversation being monitored?

Well, there are plenty of SiIvaGunner fans that read these interviews on the Mojo, so I guess you could say so.

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