McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Intergalactic Reunion

Meowth

Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-

Popoy

Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?

Popoy

Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.

Pitbull

Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.

Agent J

Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?

Howard

[…]

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Star Gazing


*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*
Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*
Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

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First Round Losers’ Support Group


*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*
Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now

Meowth

Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

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