Tag: Adam Levine

Touché

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*The cafeteria, before the semifinals. Adam is sitting at a table eating by himself.*
Pharrell Williams

Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…

*Adam keeps looking at his food.*
Adam Levine

Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?

Pharrell Williams

Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?

Adam Levine

I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.

*Someone touches Adam’s arm. He looks to his left and glares at Quote.*
Quote

… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]

Adam Levine

Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?

Thomas Bangalter

He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?

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Star Gazing

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*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*
Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*
Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

…

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

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First Round Losers’ Support Group

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*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*
Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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The King for a Day Tournament

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*The scene is the Gaylord Hotel’s night bar. Adam Levine is sitting in a comfortable chair. He’s on the phone.*
Adam Levine

…Yeah, Mickey, can’t believe I accepted their gig as contestant. Seriously, pitting me in front of literal cats and having them win is pretty humiliating.

Adam Levine

…Nah, they said they already had judges. I really wonder what kind of judges they were, I mean I have experience.

Adam Levine

…Yeah, thank God this tournament isn’t seen by millions. Just some nerds who were hating on me to begin with.

Adam Levine

…I mean, apparently it was the head honcho who wanted me in. But who cares about him? I lost immediately anyway.

Adam Levine

…Don’t worry, Mickey, I’ll be back soon. Nice. Thanks. See ya.

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Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now

Meowth

Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

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Harder to Believe – Adam Levine Interview

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

hallo n welcom 2 another king 4 another day interview, 2day we r interviewing mar00n 5 frontman n former voice judge adam levine!!!!

Meowth

Indeed! Today, me and HyperCam are speaking with the chart-topping, platinum-certified man himself, Adam Levine! Singer, songwriter, actor, TV host, fashion designer, it seems like there isn’t anything he can’t do! Welcome, Adam!

Adam Levine

…am I really being interviewed by a Pokémon and a video camera with legs?

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Adam Levine

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Invite received from on high, Adam Levine aims for the lead! Actually, at first, he wanted to be one of the judges for the tournament, but after he failed the interview by disapproving every contestant, we had to deny him such a position. Nonetheless, with his stubborn attitude and his Jagger-esque moves, he certainly isn’t messing around in, what he wishes was his, tournament.

  • Sources
  • Rips related to Maroon 5 or to current/former members of Maroon 5
  • Rips featuring 90s alternative rock music
  • Examples
  • Songs by Square (James Valentine’s old band), Phantom Planet (Sam Farrar’s old band)
  • 90s songs by Pearl Jam, The Cardigans, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer
 Illustration: Alexander A. McDonald (@ColorFairie) and thefluffyslipper (@fluffySlipper1)