Touché


*The cafeteria, before the semifinals. Adam is sitting at a table eating by himself.*
Pharrell Williams

Staaand up and maaan up! The one time it’s cool to fall! In looove…

*Adam keeps looking at his food.*
Adam Levine

Pharrell Goddamn Williams. What do you want?

Pharrell Williams

Nothin’ much, I just wanted to chat with the face of one of the greatest bands in the world! You don’t mind, do you?

Adam Levine

I do mind. Actually, I’m not hungry anymore. I’m gonna go.

*Someone touches Adam’s arm. He looks to his left and glares at Quote.*
Quote

… [You feel intimidated, but confident.]

Adam Levine

Hey, it’s you. What are you doing here?

Thomas Bangalter

He’s gonna eat with us. You know him?

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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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Masks


*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar. Snake is at the bar, alone, drinking a beer.*
???

I’ve been for some time
Looking for someone
I need to know how
Please tell me who I am…

*Thomas sits next to Snake.*
Thomas Bangalter

Hello there. Mind if I sit here?

Solid Snake

Make yourself at home.

Thomas Bangalter

Good, good. What’s in this selection of wines… “1999 Château Backstab”? Never heard of it. Seems like a knockoff trying to sound French, but I can try at least. Garçon, could you please give me a glass?

Buffet!

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Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!

Meowth

What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

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Welcome to The Interview! – Meowth “Interview”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ey meoth u alrite. who r we intrteewwing now

Meowth

Hey, HyperCam! Well, to be fair, I don’t remember. Let me go back to the interview room, I think I left my list there.

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Up All Night – Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

bjr evryoen, welcom 2 another niterviw wth meoth. tday im excitd, bcz we are intrvwwing robots, liek me!1!!111!

Meowth

…yeah, dear host, don’t get too excited; they’re only two-thirds robots after all. Because indeed, our interview of the day is with the world-famous Daft Punk, alongside their equally world-famous buddy Pharrell Williams! They will not only represent their own songs, but many other sources, including the whole French Touch genre! First of all, let me tell you I am very happy to see you in this tournament, it is an honour for us.

Pharrell Williams

Well, you’re in luck, because I’m happy as well!

Thomas Bangalter

Yeah, we’re happy to be Together again in this tournament, Pharrell. It’s been a while!

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