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It’s a Small World After All…

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*Popoy is wandering around outside the Gaylord mumbling to himself.*
Popoy

This pinche stupid fucked up shit is fucked up my ass. Puta madre, where does a motherfucker get some coochie around here, or some fucking boogie woogie god damn. This place is stupid. Stupid pendejadas stupid stupid puterias stupid stupid stupid…

*Angrily walking, Popoy’s attention is taken by some nearby singing. He stops to listen and notices Thanos sitting on a bench, alone, singing to himself in a soft deep voice. * Continue reading “It’s a Small World After All…”

Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!

Meowth

What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

*nods*

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Captain Worldwide – Pitbull and the Aliens Interview

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Meowth

Aaaaaand we’re back with Pitbull and the Aliens!

Pitbull

Nice to meetcha again, Meowth and HyperCam! I would just like to apologize on behalf of my band, Pitbull and the Aliens. We had a talk after the last interview and we promise no funny business will ensue this time.

Marcianito

yeah

Popoy

…

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Thanos Dance or da Harlem Shake fo today – Thanos Reinterview

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1! welcom bak to teh kfad interviews! 2day we will be reinterviewing t hanos

Meowth

That’s right! After his loss to Dr. Piccolo, he’s here to answer a few more questions for us! So, Thanos, how does it feel to be in the losers bracket?

Thanos

When I lost my home planet Titan, I was devastated. But I did not succumb to weakness. I pushed harder. It was necessary to become the equalizer of the galaxy. This tournament is no different. Losing is a minor setback. That is all.

Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
Thanos describing his loss of Titan in the interview room.
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The Inevitable – Thanos Interview

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1, welcum back 2 teh k4ad intrvews! 2day we wil b inteviewign t hanos from teh hit song firyfleys!

Meowth

Well, Hypercam, he’s not from that, but it is one of his sources! Along with that, he is also our Disney representative, from The Avengers to “It’s A Small World”! So, Thanos, what brings you back after losing the last tournament?

Thanos

A golden opportunity, that is all. In the time since I was acquired by Disney, I’ve been promoted as the head of their public relations board. When I heard there was another chance to gain ownership of the SiIvaGunner channel I notified my superiors and they agreed with me that the opportunity was too good to not take up. There was, however, the issue of not having anyone who could reasonably go to such a tournament. That is, until I volunteered to represent Disney. And so here I am.

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Thanos

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With the newfound power of Disney behind him, Thanos re-enters the fight! After the previous tournament upset the balance of the universe, this Deviant once again seeks to restore it. Gauntlet on his fist and mouse cap on his head, the Mad Titan is prepared to win the tournament, and, of course, celebrate by going to Disneyland with those sweet half-length lines — there is only a 1 in 14,000,605 chance that he won’t!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from Marvel properties
  • Rips featuring music from the Disney animated canon and theme parks
  • Rips featuring music from Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar movies
  • Rips featuring music from Star Wars
  • Rips featuring Fireflies by Owl City
  • Examples
  • The Avengers theme, music from the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtracks
  • When You Wish Upon a Star, Hakuna Matata, Let it Go
  • It’s a Small World, Grim Grinning Ghosts
  • Cantina Band, Han Solo and the Princess, Duel of the Fates
 Illustration: Alexander A. McDonald (@ColorFairie)