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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

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Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

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I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

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I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

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Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
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ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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Ape-ologies.

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Donkey Kong

*sigh* Welp… I guess that’s it huh, the best man won…

Diddy Kong

Woah… DK, what’s up?

Donkey Kong

I lost, Diddy.

Diddy Kong

Oh no… Sorry, big buddy.

Jack Black

Hey Diddy, can we talk to you for a second?

Donkey Kong

…

Diddy Kong

Yeah! I’ll be there in a sec! I’ll be right back big buddy, hang tight.

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Buddies Big and Small – DK and Jack & Elmo Interview

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helo evry1 welcom bak 2 the Silva gunner king 4 another day interview.

Meowth

That’s right! I’m your host as always! I’m sitting here with Jack Black, Elmo, and Donkey Ko-

Donkey Kong

Hey Jack, you want a banana?

Jack Black

My gratitude, Donkmeister.

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Hoo-Hah, Donkey Kong! – Donkey Kong Interview

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Meowth

Hey all, Meowth here, and welcome back another interview for the King For Another Day Tournament! Today we’re talking with the king of all Kongs, and the future ruler of the Island of Kongo Bongo! Donkey Kong!

Meowth

…

Meowth

Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong

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Meowth

DONKEY KONG!!!

Donkey Kong

HUH!? Did we start?!

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Donkey Kong

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Here he comes, banana slamma! Straight from the hit CGI television series, Donkey Kong swings into action. He’s bigger, faster, and stronger than ever, and ready to prove himself ready to rule the isle of Kongo Bongo. With a sourcelist featuring all the awesome music from his TV show and more, he’s sure to take advantage of this rare opportunity!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon and Donkey Kong games
  • Rips featuring music from pre-Microsoft RareWare games
  • Rips featuring monkey-related music
  • Examples
  • Nobody’s Hero, Metal Head, I’m Gonna Be a Star
  • Songs from Battletoads, Banjo-Kazooie, Conker’s Bad Fur Day
  • Songs from Ape Escape, Bloons Tower Defense; Adventure of a Lifetime by Coldplay
 Illustration: SparkBag (@spark_bag)