Hoo-Hah, Donkey Kong! – Donkey Kong Interview

Meowth

Hey all, Meowth here, and welcome back another interview for the King For Another Day Tournament! Today we’re talking with the king of all Kongs, and the future ruler of the Island of Kongo Bongo! Donkey Kong!

Meowth

Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong

NOMNOMNOMFJNNCHOMPFCNOMFNONFMSFMDJFD

Meowth

DONKEY KONG!!!

Donkey Kong

HUH!? Did we start?!

Meowth

Yes, a little while ago now.

Donkey Kong

Oh, hehe, sorry. Bananas on the brain!

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taek this moar seriousli dokney kong..

Donkey Kong

I am! Just needed a little snack.

Meowth

Now then DK, how does it feel to be nominated for such a prestigious tournament?

Donkey Kong

Well, ol’ Donkey Kong’s ready to win! Inka Dinka Doo said I’M the future ruler, not any of these other half pints.

Meowth

My my, how confident. I like it! Anyway, let’s talk competitors. Seems you’re up against Eminem this round. Does that scare you at all?

Donkey Kong

M&M’s? Ooooh, I love M&M’s! They’re my favorite candy. Ah! Except for my Candy, who’s cheering me on back home.

Meowth

N-No DK, not M&M’s like the candy, I mean the rapper.

Donkey Kong

As in the paper that the M&M’s come in? I don’t usually eat that.

Meowth

N-Not that ya bumbling baboon, as in the song writer!

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i ccan show u a picture,

Donkey Kong

Ohhhh! Hahah! You meant that guy! He was handing out salsa to everyone at the dinner ceremony. I thought he was a waiter or something…

Meowth

No siree! He’s your competition for the first round!

Donkey Kong

Well, then I’ll do what I do to Kuhrool and his Kronies: give ‘em the Banana Slamma! Then after that I’ll get lunch. By the way, are either of you guys hungry? I’m starved.

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u ate 37 banans right b4 da interview, 0_o

Cranky Kong

What kind of rubbish is this!? You call this an interview?!

Donkey Kong

Oh brother…

Cranky Kong

You guys invited my grandson to this tournament and not me?! If you invited me I would have gladly wiped all of these numbskulls off the face of the planet! Any ape with a brain could do that, though.

Meowth

Cranky what are you even doing here? Shouldn’t you be off making potions or something else unimportant?

Cranky Kong

Oh excuse me Mr. IGotCutFromKFAD1McGee! Really stinks that you’re stuck with this instead of redeeming yourself in the second one. Not that it would have done you any good, because I could beat you blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back!

Meowth

Security! Escort the old-timer outta here!

Cranky Kong

Another Pokymans?! Is that all you’ve got? WOAH! Put me down! OW!! MY BACK!

Wobbuffet…

Meowth

Thank you Wobbuffet. Well… That’s all the time we’ve got! I’m excited to see you show your stuff DK!

Donkey Kong

Heheh, thanks. I’m excited to show you what I’m made of!

Meowth

Until then!

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