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A Historic Announcement

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ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

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lmao nuthn

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Summoning Satan

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Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

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The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

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*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*
Elmo

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview

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Meowth

Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

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🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(

Meowth

So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

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This Interview Contains Win – Dr. Robotnik Interview

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omg im so pumpd rite now

Meowth

Huh? Is something the matter, Hypercam?

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ye, wer gona intrviw robonik, teh pingas mastr! i kno him a lot, i used 2 wtch his vidoes all th tiem!!1!

Meowth

An old-timer, huh? Glad you’re looking forward to this interview as much as I a- wait, what are those noises?

*Hypercam and Meowth approach Dr. Robotnik’s room and enter. The Doctor is on a strange calling machine, furious.* Continue reading “This Interview Contains Win – Dr. Robotnik Interview”