This Interview Contains Win – Dr. Robotnik Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

omg im so pumpd rite now

Meowth

Huh? Is something the matter, Hypercam?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ye, wer gona intrviw robonik, teh pingas mastr! i kno him a lot, i used 2 wtch his vidoes all th tiem!!1!

Meowth

An old-timer, huh? Glad you’re looking forward to this interview as much as I a- wait, what are those noises?

*Hypercam and Meowth approach Dr. Robotnik’s room and enter. The Doctor is on a strange calling machine, furious.*
Dr. Robotnik

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FLYING FURRY DEACTIVATED THE TRAP FOR THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG? DID YOU DUMBBOTS FORGET TO SET UP THE ANTI-AIR DEFENSES? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NI-

Meowth

Whoa, you can’t say that!

Dr. Robotnik

WHAT DO YOU WANT? THEY ARE NOTHING BUT NINCOMBOTS!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

tht wuz a niec walrusgai refernce thr, meowt!

Meowth

Wait, what walrus are you talking about, Hypercam? I am SO confused right now.

*Robotnik scrambles over to his machine.*
Dr. Robotnik

Sorry for the interruption, metal scraps. But GET BACK TO THE TRAPS AND MAKE SURE THEY WORK NEXT TIME! OVER!

*He yanks at a lever and shuts it down.*
Dr. Robotnik

Alright, you two buffoons entering by effraction in my room better have a good justification for it.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wer her 2 maek teh intrview!

Dr. Robotnik

Wait a second, I know these words on your visor! “Unregistered HyperCam 2″… Ahhh… I feel a sudden surge of nostalgic happiness!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hehe piness, even if PIGNAS is better :))))

Meowth

Let’s not get carried away, we don’t have much time. Dr. Ivo Robotnik, you are representing the music for Sonic games but also classic-style YT-

Dr. Robotnik

You mean Robotnik games! After all, these are MY games, and I have been trying to get that heinous hedgehog since the very beginning!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hehe peinous :)))))

Meowth

R-right. But why did you enter the tournament? Sonic is not even a contestant!

Dr. Robotnik

Oh, but catching that hedgehog is not my only goal, you see. I also want to conquer all of Mobius, and winning this tournament and taking over this channel and all of its resources will allow me to do exactly that!

Meowth

So your sources will help you reach that goal?

Dr. Robotnik

Of course! My genius intellect predicts that much of your audience is blinded with nostalgia, so bringing back some good classic YouTube Poop material was an obvious ploy. I also learned that some string beans like mean beans around here, so I brought them along as well.

Meowth

…wait a second, aren’t those Puyos? After all, Puyo Puyo is also on your ref-

Dr. Robotnik

This is not a Puyo, don’t call it a Puyo! These are mean beans coming straight out of my machine!

Meowth

Well, it’s true your list includes Mean Bean Machine… Doctor, your first opponent is Eugene Krabs of Bikini Bottom fame. What do you think of him?

Dr. Robotnik

All that greedy fool thinks about is money, so it will be quite simple for me to trick him into-

Meowth

May I remind you that bribing opponents is against the rules of this tournament.

Dr. Robotnik

How DARE you invade my BEAUTIFUL HEAD, money grabber? That was such a fiendish plan from my genial brain!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hehe piendish :))))

Meowth

Hypercam, don’t disturb our interviewee or our audience! Anyway, Dr. Robotnik, I hope that you have a plan B for your duel against Mr. Krabs?

Dr. Robotnik

Oh, I am sure I can find in my vault one of my hundred machines to beat this cretinous crustacean until he’s nothing more than a crab soup. And that is quite expensive, so I am sure he would be happy about that outcome!

Meowth

R-right, Doctor. Hypercam, I sense you are overheating… Do you have something to s-

Unregistered HyperCam 2

qzyhfgumwsdhfumf robonik im sch a big fan!!! gud luk in teh turnamment, & i hop ull win so i cna giev you a prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SPARK! Psshhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Meowth

…Hypercam! Are you okay? What just happened?

Dr. Robotnik

My great intellect tells me he was so admirative of my sumptuous physique that he turned into a bunch of burnt-out circuits. This makes me quite flattered! I can still repair him and return the favor, since he’s quite an old model. I won’t turn him into a fanboy of me, I promise!

Meowth

Y-y-yeah, I’m sorry, but he was already too much of a fanboy to begin with… But mostly, I am scared that might come at odds with the impartiality he is supposed to ha-

Dr. Robotnik

WHAT ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT, FELINE FOOL? YOU REFUSE MY GENEROUS SERVICES?

Meowth

W-well, th-th-thank you, Doctor, but we have expert repairing staff to take care of our host! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll take him there. G-good luck in the tournament, Doctor!