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Another Morning Comes

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MissingNo.

Apples.

Mariya Takeuchi

…What?

MissingNo.

You went to the store to buy apples. That was the last thing you remember, right? Before you were teleported into the present day.

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh yes, that’s right, I was buying apples. And then… everything went white…

*MissingNo and Mariya are alone at the pier. They are taking a break from their current battle which they started a few hours before. The sun is about to rise.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Er… How did you know I was buying apples that day?

MissingNo.

I… uh… I’m good with these sorts of things. I thought it would be worthwhile to look into since we’re facing each other now.

Mariya Takeuchi

You looked into why I was buying apples? I don’t understand.

MissingNo.

No. I looked into why you were transported here into the present.

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I Am A Loser

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King Dedede

Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!

Escargoon

It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-

King Dedede

The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-

Hey! Big bird!

King Dedede

Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?

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Bravo, Johnny!

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*Johnny mopes around the Gaylord lobby before settling down on a sofa. K.O. takes notice while tidying things up and runs toward him.*
KO

Johnnyyyyy! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! He-heyy there, buddy! How’d your match go?!

Johnny Bravo

…

KO

Ohh, I see. Trying to collect your thoughts, eh? You must have a LOT going through your mind after such an epic victory! I totally understand. It can be a lot to take in at f-

Johnny Bravo

I lost, kid.

KO

W-What…?

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Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

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Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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You Don’t Know Jack

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*The Jack Bros. are walking down the hall after their loss to see Jack comforting Elmo.*
Jack Black

H-hey! C’mon now, Elmo. We did great together, and that’s something to be proud of!

Elmo

B-but Jack… We didn’t win…

Jack Black

It doesn’t matter if we won or not, all that matters is if we had fun together, right? The fiery heart of a champion can’t be quenched by a failure or an embarrassment!

Elmo

But… but…

*Jack Frost and Mothman walk up to them.*
Jack Frost

Hee-hey, there’s no need to be sad, ho!

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Ultimate Interview of Ultimate Destiny

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*The interview room is dark, Wobbuffet having been asked to stand by the light controls. Meowth and HyperCam sit in their usual spots. Meowth fiddles with his microphone in annoyance, and HyperCam sits happily waiting.*
Meowth

Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhh i dunnoe

???

Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?

Wob wobba!

???

Alright, then!

*Neil Cicierega bursts out from behind the interview backdrop, flipping into the chair!*

Wob!! *turns the lights from Off to Dim*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1

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A Historic Announcement

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao nuthn

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