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Monokuma Theater

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Monokuma

So here’s the deal, you two- I’M going to broadcast this live, all across the world, so that everyone can see me- and YOU aren’t going to speak until I’m done, got it? If you cut me off, I’m going to be reaaaallly angry, and you don’t want to see me when I’m angry!!

Meowth

You’ve been bugging me for SO LONG about doing this- so you know what? Fine. Just don’t take too long, so we can get back to scheduled programming.

Monokuma

Oh, I promise I won’t take up toooo much of your time, puhuhuhu…

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Star Gazing

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*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*
Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*
Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

…

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

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Me Likey the Boom Boom

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Beat

This thing is kick-ass!

Gum

Careful you don’t bust on that grind, dude! This thing’s huge!

Metal Ajit Pai

You goons get off of me this instant! This mecha costs more than your combined yearly salaries!

Beat

Shut up, boomer!

Yoyo

Ha! I get it! Cause he makey the boom-boom when he stomps!

*Beat, Yo-Yo, and Gum are grinding their rollerskates up and down Ajit’s mecha. Ajit tries to shoo them off unsuccessfully. Professor K sees the commotion from a distance and rushes up.*
DJ Professor K

What the hell? Is that who I think- ! What the HELL!?!?!? Y’all got your asses on the wrong continent!!!!

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Why Does He Wear the Mask?

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*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*

Dr. Piccolo, I’m CIA.

*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*
Reggie Fils-Aimé

He wasn’t alone.

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

Dr. Piccolo

They are not my friends…

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Masks

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*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar. Snake is at the bar, alone, drinking a beer.*
???

I’ve been for some time
Looking for someone
I need to know how
Please tell me who I am…

*Thomas sits next to Snake.*
Thomas Bangalter

Hello there. Mind if I sit here?

Solid Snake

Make yourself at home.

Thomas Bangalter

Good, good. What’s in this selection of wines… “1999 Château Backstab”? Never heard of it. Seems like a knockoff trying to sound French, but I can try at least. Garçon, could you please give me a glass?

Buffet!

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Wrestle on, Nico Nico.

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Meowth

Ready to see how Nico is doing, Hypercam?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i am :( i hpe she iz doin ok.

*Meowth knocks on Nico Nico’s door.*
???

Ah yes! Come in, I was waiting for you two! Or as my fellow brothers would say, “Get your ass down here now boy!”

Meowth

Uhhhh, that doesn’t sound like Nico at all…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i… hrd that vioce b4

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No One Wants to be Defeated

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*Weird Al and Geno are outside the Gaylord, looking at the night sky.*

Well little buddy, the results of the next match should be out soon. If I lose to Johnny, I’ll be out of the tournament for good…

Geno

Do not worry, Al. I have no doubts that you will perform well in tomorrow’s bout. Bravo can make for quite the formidable opponent, but you’ve already demonstrated some truly impressive power yourself.

I just need to stay in this tournament. If I don’t…

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Dinner Under Pressure

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*The dining hall.*
Solid Snake

…what is this?

Pitbull

Creepy pasta!

Eminem

What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?

Elmo

No, silly! It’s pasta day!

Jack Black

Hey, watch your language…

Elmo

Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!

Jack Black

…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…

Eminem

…

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The B-hee-t of The Drums

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he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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The Crown of Destiny

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It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
Elmo

…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”

Wario

WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!

Dr. Piccolo

I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…

Jack Black

Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!

Waluigi

Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!

Jack Black

Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-

*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*
Jack Black

Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?

Elmo

You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!

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