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A “mysterious” breakfast with friends

News Posted on December 7, 2019December 8, 2019

*It’s breakfast time at the Gaylord Hotel. The breakfast room is almost empty. Escargoon and Dedede sit at one table, with a massive pile of food in front of him. At the next table, ZUN is hunched over, in slight pain.*

ZUN

Heh… it seems like I overdid it last night…

King Dedede

Grrrn, can ya believe it Escargoon?! Beaten by some stupid skeleton outta nowhere… that was so much more humiliatin’ compared to last time!

Escargoon

With all due respect, your majesty, this battle was still very close. You did a great fight, worthy of a dict- um, of a true king!

ZUN

Hey, Dedede, it looks like we both got taken out by the pale ones, heh? *laughs*

Summoning Satan

News » Interviews Posted on December 7, 2019

Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

The Good Doctor – A Day in the Life of Dr. Piccolo

News » Interviews Posted on December 7, 2019December 7, 2019

9:00 AM – Gaylord National Nurse’s Office

[ MEDICAL FILE – BIG CHUNGUS / UGANDAN KNUCKLES / CRASH BANDICOOT ]

Big Chungus

Nyehhhh, what’s up doc?

Dr. Piccolo

Please, for the love of god, keep your mouth shut for two seconds you obese rodent.

A Real Monstery Skeleton

News » Interviews Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019

Johnny Bravo

Look, little man, can’t you tell Johnny’s busy? You can’t win this “King for the Babe” thingy without a little preparation.

But Johnny, Steven said he saw a skeleton in the halls!

Johnny Bravo

Yeah? Good for them, about time those skeletons got out of the closet.

You know Meowth doesn’t like it when non-contestants are around on their own! Plus, we can’t let Grim be seen by himself, he could cause a panic!

Johnny Bravo

*sigh*Yeah, yeah, okay, KO. We’ll go find him later, just let me-

Come on, there’s no time to waste!

*KO grabs Johnny by the arm and dashes down the hall.*

Johnny Bravo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN, KID!

MissingNo Cooks up a Storm

News » Interviews Posted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019

*The cafeteria.*

Meowth

Ahhhh!! MissingNo! Wha- Hello? What are you doing here???

MissingNo.

I’m here for the dinner shift…

Meowth

Dinner?! What?

MissingNo.

They employed me to work in the kitchen.

It’s a Small World After All…

News Posted on December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

*Popoy is wandering around outside the Gaylord mumbling to himself.*

Popoy

This pinche stupid fucked up shit is fucked up my ass. Puta madre, where does a motherfucker get some coochie around here, or some fucking boogie woogie god damn. This place is stupid. Stupid pendejadas stupid stupid puterias stupid stupid stupid…

*Angrily walking, Popoy’s attention is taken by some nearby singing. He stops to listen and notices Thanos sitting on a bench, alone, singing to himself in a soft deep voice. * Continue reading

The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

News Posted on December 5, 2019December 6, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*

John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[