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What is KFAD?helo evryone itz cat planet!
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Please, can someone get this television to shut the fuck up? Is there, like, a mute button or something?
Hey! I didn’t even get to start an introduction and it’s already going crazy! Rile it down will you? Anyway, today we are here with both the Jazz Cats and Nico Nico! Glad you have you, how do you feel about winning?
Y’know, I thought that last battle was gonna be much harder. I guess that’s just how strong jazz is!
♂ ASS ♂ WE ♂ DID ♂
lol h*ck yeh u did nico!1 high 5!
Hypercam…Nico has no han—
♂ AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH ♂
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
you are so pure, television. a beautiful babey
u wer saying…mowth?
I… Why do I even bother at this point?
Huh? Is someone there?
I’m not just “someone”! Don’t you know how to respect your elders?
H-hi. Nya~…
nico did u invit friens?
www ˄_˄
miaou
Jeez, it’s like everyday we get some guests…
It’s like you’re trying to take the focus off the real guests here!
Call me, Mr. Sakamoto, don’t forget that! As for who I am, I’m simply a cat trying to live my life. I was invited here by this… television, but I only showed up because I was promised food!
Uhhh… Well the only cat food we have here is at the snack bar, but those are specifically for the Jazz Cats. I guess we could make an exception, since we have new stock coming in.
I’m not letting some dickhead boomer come in and steal our lunch.
Alright, alright, let’s get off this cat here, what about this, uh…”cat” over here? Who is she?
あずにゃん!
Eek! I-I feel scared but…it feels so nice.
You seem pretty easily frightened there, would you mind telling us where you’re from?
Whoops, I thought this was the bathroom.
Ehhhhhh……………..
Shy type, aren’t you? Spit it out please, we don’t got much time!
I-I’m from the Light Music Club! I came here because Yui insisted, even after I refused many times! She even made me keep these cat ears on…
So… You’re not actually a cat?
I’m not very confident in my guitar skills, but if I get the band over here, maybe I can put on a performance. Although I’m a little…nervous…
Guitar? Please. You couldn’t find your own ass on a fretboard.
You’re probably right, but…we can sure try! Yui always needs a little practice, anyway.
Sorry, but I don’t think the fans here are into Japanese meme music, or whatever non-jazz garbage you do.
We will see about that once this match is over. I-I can be feisty if I wanted to! Please don’t be so rude!
Leave it to college students to have such a lack of respect!
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Alright, alright, alright already! That’s enough fighting for today; we will truly see who will come up on top after this match. I didn’t even get to ask you guys any questions…
Shut the fuck up, Seuss.
That’s about all the time we had anyway; I hope you all enjoyed! Any final words, Hypercam? And all of you?
We’ll show these amateurs the strength of jazz.
Yeah, let’s kick their asses, boys.
N-nya?
♂ Today I say to you ♂ Ass ♂ We—
You already said that.
jazz we can
lol gud luk nico!!!! :)
Hey, I’m hungry. Where’s a cat gotta find some food, I only came along since—
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT TOO!…*sigh* Whatever. Bye, everyone!
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