Tongue Friends – Jack Bros. and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

Meowth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?

Jack Frost

I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!

Mothman

Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.

Meowth

U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?

Mothman

Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.

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0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that

Meowth

We’ll have the janitors clean that up…

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Cat Planet – Nico Nico and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

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helo evryone itz cat planet!

Nico Nico

cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet cat planet

Tom "Milk Bowl" Malone

Please, can someone get this television to shut the fuck up? Is there, like, a mute button or something?

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The Lick – Jazz Cats Interview

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helo every1! 2day we interviewing the aristokats :3 they r mowths cusins

Meowth

Hey, buddy… Just cause I look like a cat don’t mean I’m a cat.

Meowth

Sitting in the studio with us today, we have Shades Dupris, Tom “Milk Bowl” Malone, and sphelonious donk. How are you guys feeling tonight?

Shades DuPris

Y’know, I could be in the shed right now. But I’m here. And I’m ready to groove.

Tom "Milk Bowl" Malone

I’m doin’ just fine, Seuss. Can I call you Seuss?

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The Jazz Cats

Sights set on winning, the Jazz Cats join the jam! Shades is ready to cut the competition with his nasty bebop licks. Milk Bowl is preparing the dirtiest chord you’ve ever heard. And sphelonious donk. These three felines will whip out any tune in the Real Book just to taste the catnip of victory.

  • Sources
  • Jazz arrangements
  • Rips featuring jazz standards
  • Rips featuring modern jazz/funk
  • Rips featuring music related to cats
  • Examples
  • ‘Round Midnight, Don’t Get Around Much Anymore, So What (Miles Davis)
  • songs by Louis Cole, Vulfpeck, Hiatus Kaiyote
  • The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Eye of the Tiger, songs by Cat Stevens, The Pussycat Dolls
  • The Lick
Illustration: HugelDude (@HugelDude)