A Slipper-hee Allegiance – Jack Bros. and King Dedede Reinterview

King Dedede

What do ya mean they aren’t here yet?

Meowth

What I mean is what I’m saying! The Jack Bros. aren’t here yet, and the interview was supposed to start 15 minutes ago! We told them to be here on time!

*Escargoon slides into the interview room, panicked.*
Escargoon

Sire, I found them!

King Dedede

Well then what are we waiting for? Let’s go get them squirts back ‘ere so we can start this interview and be done with it! I have important business to take care of later, heh heh heh!

*Meanwhile on a terrace next to the Gaylord Hotel*
Marina

Hey, Jack. Don’t you think it’s strange that you’re eati-

Pearl

Psst…I think it’s best if we don’t tell him.

Jack Frost

Hee-ho! I love playing games and eating ice cream with you guys! W-hee should do this more often, ho!

Mothman

Er…can me play game too?

Paruko

Huh? Uh, sure… Just let me finish this level first.

Escargoon

There they are!

Jack Frost

Hee-huh?

*Jack Frost turns around to see Dedede and the others*
Meowth

You guyyyyyyyys! We told you to be at the studio on time!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

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Jack Frost

Sorr-hee… Time flies when you’re having fun, ho! Right, Mothman?

Mothman

Yes. Me must fly.

*Mothman picks up Escargoon.*
Mothman

Snail is mine now. Goodbye.

Escargoon

Huh? H-hey? AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

*Mothman flies away with Escargoon.*
Mothman

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!

Escargoon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!

King Dedede

Escargoon!

Jack Frost

Hee-hey! That’s not what I meant! Ho-no…

King Dedede

Hey! Tell your knucklehead friend to put Escargoon down!

Marina

They’re headed for the top of the Gaylord Hotel!

King Dedede

Grrr… This is all your fault, you little jester lookin’ thing! I’m headin’ up there to get my assistant back!

Jack Frost

I’ll go too, ho!

King Dedede

Heh heh heh heh! No way I’m lettin’ you accompany me to the toppa dat dere hotel!

Jack Frost

Hee-nononono-ho! I’m coming with you whether you like it or not! I want to see what they’re doing up there!

>Jack Frost joined your party without your consent!
Meowth

Psst… HyperCam… There’s no way I’m going with them all the way up there; you go with them and record everything that happens, OK?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

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~~~~~~~~~~~Gaylord 0F, Entrance~~~~~~~~~~~

King Dedede

Alright! We’re taking the elevator up to the- WHAT?!??!! ALL THE ELEVATORS ARE CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE? SURELY YOU JESTIN’!

Jack Frost

W-hee gotta take the stairs! Let’s go-ho!

King Dedede

Stop blabbering obvious junk! I wanna know what your friend out there is doing to my assistant! H-he don’t eat snails, right?

Jack Frost

I’ve s-hee-n him eat stranger stuff, ho… Hee’s not the brightest…

King Dedede

Wait a minute… Hey! Who’s that lookin’ at us ova der?

King Dedede

No no no! I mean the odda guy!

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King Dedede

Eh, forget it! I ain’t got time to deal with strangers! Lemme show you how a real king gets up to the top of this hotel lickity spit!

~~~~~~~~~~~Gaylord 1F~~~~~~~~~~~

Jack Frost

You sure talk a lot of hee-ho for someone that’s out of breath after 2 sets of stairs!

King Dedede

Hey! And why are ya holdin’ onto my shouldah? Get off and walk on your own!

Jack Frost

So self-hee-sh, ho…

~~~~~~~~~~~Gaylord 6F~~~~~~~~~~~

King Dedede

*Huff*… Ugh… Maybe… Maybe we gotta take a little break…

Jack Frost

Aw, let’s just screw it! Hee-ho! They’re probably not doing anything that important.

King Dedede

Are you kidding? I can’t have that mongrel out of my sight, what if he goes off and dies on me? I’d be in shambles! I’d be no match for my next battle!

Jack Frost

You mean our next battle, ho?

King Dedede

Wha-y-yes! But I’ll deal with you vermin later; first I gotta… Get up these…

Jack Frost

Hee-ho ho ho! You wouldn’t even survive a single night in Tartarus, ho! How are you f-hee-ling, little camera?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

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King Dedede

Hey! T-that’s… *huff* …Cheatin’!

~~~~~~~~~~~Gaylord 13F~~~~~~~~~~~

Jack Frost

Hee-ho! We finally made it to the roof!

King Dedede

I-is that Escargoon cryin’ I hear? There better not be anything wrong with him once I open this door!

*Dedede slams open the door to the rooftop. Escargoon is sitting in a corner, covering his eyes and crying. There’s a boombox with the letter “K” on a small table in the middle. Mothman and UHC2 are dancing.*
Mothman

Look at this!

*Mothman starts doing the worm in front of Escargoon.*
King Dedede

What the? Escargoon! I think he’s tryna attack you!

*Dedede grabs his hammer and runs over to Escargoon and Mothman.*
Mothman

King Crazy!

*Dedede hits Mothman in the face with his hammer! It’s a critical hit!*
Jack Frost

Hee-hey! That wasn’t necessary, ho!

Mothman

Me am pain… Again.

Escargoon

Oh! It’s you! I-It was horrible, Crowny.. H-he just wouldn’t stop trying to get me to dance…

Mothman

OOOOooooo… Me eyes feel heavy…

King Dedede

Grrr… Alright, We’re leavin’! And we’re takin’ this boombox with us, heh heh heh! As for you two goofballs, I’ll clobbah ya’s for makin’ us wait when we have that match of ours! Right now, we gotta get to that buffet so DK doesn’t eat all that food again before we get dere!

*Dedede and Escargoon grab the boombox and run away.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

i think we better take mothman 2 da doktor again

Jack Frost

Hee-ho… Don’t go the way of the Grognak, budd-hee!

*Later that day, in Dedede’s hotel room…*
King Dedede

Heh heh heh! The look on everyone’s faces when they finally got to the buffet only to see that it was already gobbled up by none odda than me! They gotta understand that I’d like to have a slice of that coconut cream pie too sometimes, y’know!

Escargoon

T-the other contestants didn’t seem too happy that you did that, Your Majesty…

King Dedede

Heh! They don’t scare me none! Hm?

King Dedede

Hey! Escargoon! Who left this fancy card on my bed? Whatzit say? “Smash your Mouth”?