Huzzah! – Curly and Balrog Interview

Meowth

Boy, I sure am tired after getting done with all of those interviews we did today!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ye im p bushed now.

Meowth

Why don’t we turn in for the night at the Gaylord, HyperCam?

Meowth

All right, let’s head out-

(Balrog bursts through the wall.)
Balrog

Huzzah!

Meowth

Ahhh! Hey, what’s the big idea here? You can’t just bust on in like that!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wat r u teh cool aid man?

Balrog

So, is this where the interviews happen?

Meowth

Yes… why do you ask?

Balrog

I would like an interview!

Meowth

You broke down the wall to the interview room and you just expect us to give you one? Why would we do that?! We don’t even know who y-

Curly Brace

Hey, Balrog where are you going- oh! Hi, kitty!! It’s nice to see you again!!

Meowth

Oh, you again… wait a second, are you with whoever this is here?

Curly Brace

Yep!! That’s Balrog! If it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t have gotten here in the first place!

Balrog

Yep! I flew Curly here as quick as I could.

Meowth

…you can fly?

Curly Brace

Yeah!! He may not look like it, but he’s one of the fastest flyers I’ve ever seen!!

Meowth

He must be pretty fast if he can break through walls like that. Well, um, do you need anything?

Curly Brace

Right, Balrog and I were looking for Quot-

(Curly notices Meowth holding his microphone in his hand.)
Curly Brace

Say… how about I trade you my Machine Gun for that mic?!

Meowth

W-what?! Why would I do that?! And on top of that, why would you want it?!

Curly Brace

C’moooon! Please? I want to do an interview with Balrog!!

Balrog

Yeah, please! A Machine Gun is very much worth its weight!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

gimma da gun now!

Meowth

Uhhhh… no. I do not need a gun. Especially not a Machine Gun, that’s for sure!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

awww cmon meowth pls i wan gun

Meowth

Absolutely not.

Meowth

I’m sorry, but you two have to go. HyperCam and I were just about to call it a night.

Curly Brace

Just for a few minutes, pretty please kitty!

Meowth

No and that’s final!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

srry meowth but i rly want dat gun.

(HyperCam swipes Meowth’s microphone.)
Meowth

Hey! HyperCam! Give that back!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

here u go curly

(HyperCam gives Curly the microphone.)
Curly Brace

Thanks little guy!!

Meowth

Hey you, give that back!

Curly Brace

And here’s the gun!

(Curly gives HyperCam the Machine Gun.)
Meowth

Hey, be careful with that thing!

Curly Brace

Let’s start our interview Balrog!

Balrog

All right! So what’s the first question?

Curly Brace

Uhhh… hmm, hey kitty, do you know what a good first question would be?

Meowth

Screw that, give me my mic back!

Curly Brace

Just hold on a second, please! Hmm… oh! Balrog, how is your personal life, huh?

Balrog

Hmm, I’d say it’s been good.

Curly Brace

Cool! Next question!

Meowth

That was barely even an answer…

Balrog

Well it’s true. My life has been good!

Meowth

But… ugh, never mind.

Curly Brace

Anyways, let’s get back to our interview!! So, Balrog, how do you fly?

Balrog

Like this!

(Balrog jumps up and flies into the air, crashing through the floors above him.)
Balrog

See? Easy!

Curly Brace

That was amazing, Balrog!!

Meowth

Hey! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take to fix that?!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey i cna do dat 2. watch dis!

(HyperCam points the Machine Gun down at the ground and begins to fire, which propels him outside of the building through the hole that was made in the ceiling.)
Meowth

Ahhh! What are you doing, you idiot?!

(HyperCam then falls back to the ground.)
Balrog

Whoa! That’s impressive. Nice job, little guy!

Curly Brace

Yeah! You can handle that thing really well!

Meowth

That’s it! I can’t let you keep that thing!

(Meowth takes the Machine Gun away from HyperCam.)
Meowth

It’s for your own good. Excuse me, Curly, can we please trade back? I want my microphone and I don’t trust my friend here to be responsible with your Machine Gun!

Curly Brace

Aww, can I do one more question? Please?

Meowth

Fine, but make it quick!

Curly Brace

Yay, thank you! Alright Balrog, last question! Do you know where my pant-

(Quote enters the interview room.)
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Curly Brace

Quote! Where have you been? Balrog and I were looking for you everywhere!

Balrog

Hello Quote! Now that we’ve found you, we should get back to our rooms at the hotel.

Quote

Curly Brace

Yeah, I agree, let’s do that. Oh! I almost forgot. Here’s your mic, kitty!

Meowth

Finally!

(Meowth hands the Machine Gun back to Curly in exchange for the microphone.)
Meowth

Oh c’mon, don’t be sad. Tell you what, I’ll get you a water gun!

Curly Brace

Well, I guess we gotta go. Bye, kitty!

Balrog

And goodbye to you, little camera!

(Quote and Curly climb on top of Balrog, who exits out of the hole – flying directly into the side of the Gaylord.)