helo every1 2day we hav a special guest!
You got that right HyperCam! Today we have one of the most fan requested interviews! Introducing the…. King for Another Day Crown!
So, why do you think you’ve been the most requested by fans to interview?
Look! There he is, da-don! Mr. Snake!
And he’s alone…
Yuck! What’s that smell?
He’s smoking a cigarette. It’s a grown up thing, don’t worry about it.
Smells nasty, da-don… he must not be very happy if he’s doing something that smells so yucky…
…Yeah, Mickey, can’t believe I accepted their gig as contestant. Seriously, pitting me in front of literal cats and having them win is pretty humiliating.
…Nah, they said they already had judges. I really wonder what kind of judges they were, I mean I have experience.
…Yeah, thank God this tournament isn’t seen by millions. Just some nerds who were hating on me to begin with.
…I mean, apparently it was the head honcho who wanted me in. But who cares about him? I lost immediately anyway.
…Don’t worry, Mickey, I’ll be back soon. Nice. Thanks. See ya.
lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool
o ok tim to get ths bread
hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Bum ch-bum – bum – bum…
Well look who it is! Sup, bear.
…
…everything cool with you?
…Somethin’ on your mind? Spill the beans.
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HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?
wrrkrrrr….
Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!
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woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!
What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?
We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!
You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!
Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.
meowth im scared i dont wana die
Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.
…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.
Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?
Knock knock…
[muffled] What do you waaant…
Just wanted to check in. You okay?
[muffled] Nooooooo…
[sigh] I know, Pearlie… it’s hard for me too. I guess we just lost the following after last time, huh?
…
You’re honestly starting to worry me. You’re usually never this quiet.
…Why even bother? Why do I need to put in the energy to be angry? Why should I put in the energy to do ANYTHING anymore? 2nd place, 32nd place… it’s all the same JUNK! All our efforts up to this point, for what… NOTHING!
That’s not a healthy way of thinking, Pearlie… Do you have any idea how many people we make happy by just BEING in this tournament?
Do you have any idea how many MORE people hate our stinking guts because of everything we’ve done so far? People have been rooting for us to lose this whole time just because we came in 2nd last time! We’re Public Enemy Number One of the tournament, and look where it got us!
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