The B-hee-t of The Drums

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he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

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The Crown of Destiny

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It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
Elmo

…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”

Wario

WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!

Dr. Piccolo

I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…

Jack Black

Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!

Waluigi

Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!

Jack Black

Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-

*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*
Jack Black

Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?

Elmo

You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!

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A “mysterious” breakfast with friends

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*It’s breakfast time at the Gaylord Hotel. The breakfast room is almost empty. Escargoon and Dedede sit at one table, with a massive pile of food in front of him. At the next table, ZUN is hunched over, in slight pain.*
ZUN

Heh… it seems like I overdid it last night…

King Dedede

Grrrn, can ya believe it Escargoon?! Beaten by some stupid skeleton outta nowhere… that was so much more humiliatin’ compared to last time!

Escargoon

With all due respect, your majesty, this battle was still very close. You did a great fight, worthy of a dict- um, of a true king!

ZUN

Hey, Dedede, it looks like we both got taken out by the pale ones, heh? *laughs*

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Summoning Satan

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Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

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A Real Monstery Skeleton

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Johnny Bravo

Look, little man, can’t you tell Johnny’s busy? You can’t win this “King for the Babe” thingy without a little preparation.

KO

But Johnny, Steven said he saw a skeleton in the halls!

Johnny Bravo

Yeah? Good for them, about time those skeletons got out of the closet.

KO

You know Meowth doesn’t like it when non-contestants are around on their own! Plus, we can’t let Grim be seen by himself, he could cause a panic!

Johnny Bravo

*sigh*Yeah, yeah, okay, KO. We’ll go find him later, just let me-

KO

Come on, there’s no time to waste!

*KO grabs Johnny by the arm and dashes down the hall.*
Johnny Bravo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN, KID!

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It’s a Small World After All…

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*Popoy is wandering around outside the Gaylord mumbling to himself.*
Popoy

This pinche stupid fucked up shit is fucked up my ass. Puta madre, where does a motherfucker get some coochie around here, or some fucking boogie woogie god damn. This place is stupid. Stupid pendejadas stupid stupid puterias stupid stupid stupid…

*Angrily walking, Popoy’s attention is taken by some nearby singing. He stops to listen and notices Thanos sitting on a bench, alone, singing to himself in a soft deep voice. * Continue reading “It’s a Small World After All…”

The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

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helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*
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cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*
John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[

John Notwoodman

So, do you care to explain?

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First Round Losers’ Support Group

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*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*
Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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